One who fantasizes about what it would be like to live in Equestria.

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Just a random person of no significance!

A high functioning multiverse travling sociopath with a thing for reading & Knives

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

Vidi Terram Novam, Vidi Caelum Novum. Terram, Terram Novam in Hanc Vitam! Mazda descedentem et absterget omnia dolori lacrimas!

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

8000 soldiers!

I do a bit of writing when I can, which is not often. I'm also willing to proofread and edit, so don't be afraid to contact me!

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Heehee~

Your Alcoholism Made Manifest

Because after everything burns to the ground I always tend to wander the field of ashes.

Former Occupations: Boxcar, Jug of Wine, and a Straight Razor (if you get too close).

I've been trying to get off this ride for a quarter of my life.

Death of conversation

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

You'll never get a reply from me again. Haha jokes on you.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.