Rus | Man is the warmest place to hide.

I’m a being with no true form, I’m Good at creating stories, but Bad at writing them. So don’t expect gold.

Prepare for the power of Dark Arts

When I look into the future, I see failure.

Rarity is best pony all years every year including leap years.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

I read it for the plot.

A clopfic author.

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

Commission Status: FULL

Who really cares about the things people say about you that they don't have the guts to say to your face?

Foals are adorable~

Finding the storm clouds in every silver lining. Discord: https://discord.gg/JzTPmGSUGy

Wait I didn’t have the chance to become A memetic hazard yet! Oh yeah I’m also a random person apparently.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

an amazing balance between feelings and emotions and incredibly hot M-scenes

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

You'll find, my friend, that in the gutters of this floating world, much of the trash consists of fallen flowers.

A human being hit this milestone! A perfect pairing of the 500,000th story and 500,000th user. :)

Never watched the original show. Here because used to love to kill ponies

"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.

That one guy who writes cringe pee erotica and pretty weird stuff. If you enjoy the wackiness, consider giving my stories a try!

Servant of Sigmar, the Hammer, and the Empire!

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

"A princess? No, no, no. Alicorns aren't naturally royalty. We've existed long before Equestria was founded."

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

No minute is Best Minute

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

I do be writing. You do be reading

"Art is subjective" - Some guy who was bad at art. https://ko-fi.com/scotishbro buy me some "energy drinks"

Okay, I've changed my mind. I'm now- (Insert here)

Since the show over, I'm gone, no more stories from me

Have become a big fan of the series and the fandom since I was introduced to it. Probably the best decision I have made.

🇳🇱 🇺🇦 Putting "shit" in "shitpost" since 1996 🇳🇱 🇺🇦 [your/mom]

I’m a brony with the body of a pony and the brains of a griffon who seems to enjoy watching random female characters starve.

I know what I like. Support me on ko-fi.com/daviscollus

A purveyor of fine horse porn.