I hope you're having a good day.

"Look upon the fields in which I grow my Fucks...and you will see that they are Barren..."

If I had a £ for every unfinished story idea I'd never need to work again.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

If it's labelled 'On Hiatus', just know that I'm still working on it!

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

Not much to say about myself at the moment, other than my mind really does always go blank when asked to describe myself, alas.

Why do only fools and ponies work?

loves tiaras.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Fantasia is my name; writing TwiDash is my game. Support me on: Patreon | Ko-fi.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I like ponies, books, writing books, books about ponies, and writing books about ponies.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

The other authors make it look so easy

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

I'm so relieved.

Im 17, and I play, Terraria, Team Fortress 2, and Battlefield.

Just trying to make the best of a harsh world.

Theorist, Half-Furry, Music Writer, Autistic

If I eat myself, will I disappear or grow twice my size? - Ouroboros

I'm a lazy writer who loves what I do, but is too lazy to write half the time. If you have an idea for a story, shoot it at me though. I just might take it♥

I’m just some dude who loves ponies the same way a lot of people do... Wait, you like them 'how much' now?

I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

"No matter how many friends you do lose...you can always make more." - Michael J. Caboose

Without sadness there would be no happiness.

If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

I'm antisocial, come say hi.

Welcome to the party

Hello to all the bronies and pegasisters. I'm a writer for fun and I am beginning to make Youtube videos of stories that I think deserve to be told.

Thanks for Coming In! | [(Somewhat) Retired]

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Pessimism paves the way for Optimism

Hello everypony and welcome. Hope you enjoy my stories.

I write and read, mostly read. I’m more active on Discord nowadays so don’t expect much from me.

Big Brother is Watching You