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Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Fluttershy smiles politely.

I write things. On occasion.

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

I really need an actual a better avatar.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

You know who I am.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Not Today, Try Tomorrow

None

I'm a Fan Fic writer, that's all you need to know, I'm just out to entertain the best I can.

I'm a Soldier stationed in Fort Hood. I'm an aspiring writer/artist and am currently working on a Master's in Psychology.

Long time lurker turned writer.

Pony wallpaper artist, music producer and fanfiction author | Offline Archive

Is that a terrorist?!?

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Stories. Ponies. That's all. If you like my stuff, please follow! <3

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Because all these words ain't gonna horse themselves.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

I'm Jordan Kinsley, and I'm a relentless shipper. Send me a PM or leave a comment about my stories, I love getting feedback. Patreon!

I'm a moderately skilled artsy guy who generally doesn't write unless forced. I hope these stories turn out pretty good by you folk.

I'm a terrible person.

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

I like horses.

>_> ... Well, look at that.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Puppet Master of Feels™ - Idea Bouncy-Castle of Awesome™

Connecting to network: Twi-Fi

Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

To Infect and Corrupt

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Are you not entertained?