Celestia orders a jelly donut from Pony Joe.

Then, she eats it.

Actually, we don't even see her eat the whole donut.

We just see her eat like, a couple bites.

NOT A COMEDY

Takes place in the Obamaverse (see my user page), but should make sense as a one-shot. Just accept that Celestia's nuts in this universe, okay?

(AKA "a human sells out")

If there's no proof that ponies are ponies, then there's no proof changelings are changelings, right?

That totally makes sense.

Anyway, after getting blasted to the Deer Kingdom with the power of public displays of affection, some changelings talk about ethical problems and their sex lives.

This may or may not lead to mutiny.

Takes place in the Matterverse, a multiverse that encompasses every possible variation of the half-hour after the Canterlot Wedding in which all of Equestria suddenly drops everything and begins philosophizing furiously.

Stories in the Matterverse are currently Would It Matter If I Was? (the original), What Matters More? (I'll read it eventually), Do It Mattered If I Is (what), and, just to spite the admins, Yes, It Matters (the grammar is more heinous than the content).

And this thing, I guess. No, it didn't inspire me.

Not related in any way to the other story of the exact same name. (The capitalization's different, wasn't it obvious?)

After the disappearance of Sunset Shimmer, Celestia finds a new protégé, Starlight Glimmer.

This one won't be a mistake… will it?

This story is a sequel to Obama Goes to Equestria

Not a trollfic, just perverse.

The humans had been coming to Equestria for a while. One, Barack Obama, had caught Twilight's eye. He told her of a world she could only dream of—a world of freedom and democracy. A world where people made their own decisions, and were not the playthings of a millennia old immortal who had long since shed her concept of morality.

Only one thing stood between her and that world. Princess Celestia.

So, she killed her.

Only one problem—Celestia never died. After hiding for two years, and letting the world crumble without her guidance, Celestia came back, split up the mane six, banished Obama to the moon, and resumed her tyranny with typical royal flourish.

She never killed them.

Maybe that wasn't the best idea.

Special thanks to my prereaders, LeoneHaxor and Chaotic Serenity for all their help with this series. I hope you enjoy finally seeing the fruits of all our effort.

Finally, after years of begging, Celestia gives Twilight permission to access the Forbidden Wing of the Royal Library, a wing so secret even the other princesses can't access it. Twilight rushes to Canterlot, excited for the research potential.

Then she finds those books…

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This story is a sequel to Come with me, Luna

Starswirl was always Celestia's favorite wizard. From the moment she first laid eyes on him, she knew he would be different. She was right. His mind was unlike anything she had seen before. If she was going to turn anyone, it would be him. But she needed to be sure.

So she waited. She waited to see if he would suit the Game.

Finally, she decides.

Was originally supposed to be a Halloween special, so there are disturbing parts. I might bump the rating on this one.

Takes place in the Obamaverse. A fairly direct sequel to Come with Me, Luna. Might not make sense out of context.

Takes place during Obama Goes to Equestria.

Soarin is abandoned. Past abandoned. He has been cast aside to die on the streets of Manehattan, utterly alone, and with the rest of the population coerced to ignore him. It's a fate no one would wish upon anyone, not even their worst enemies.

No one sane, at least.

How did Soarin's life fall apart?

How did he lose his title of captain of the Wonderbolts?

And what does a certain peanut-based sandwich topping have to do with any of this?

Find out, in the revolutionary backwards story—Soarin's Folly.

This story is a sequel to Obama Goes to Equestria

Maud Pie, head of Equestria's rock department, is trusted with all of the country's deepest secrets. The only ones who know more are the princesses. If you want to know what she does, you need only ask. But do you want to know the answers?

Two stallions, hard up on cash, volunteer to accompany Maud on a dangerous geologic mission. During the process, they find out far more about their world than they ever wished, and confront the largest mystery of the ages…

What is Equestria?

This takes place, as all of my stories do, in the same universe as Obama Goes to Equestria. Basically, the only context you need to know is that Celestia is evil. Everything else should stand fine on its own.

Written for this.

This story is a sequel to Come with me, Luna

The Doctor, on the Master's half joking suggestion, takes Derpy as a companion in the TARDIS. He intends this as a relaxing break from his usual shenanigans, but he quickly finds himself trapped in an incomprehensibly large and complicated conflict millennia in the making. He has to escape, but how can do that when he has no idea who or what his enemy is, and the one who trapped him is himself?

Aside from knowing the TARDIS is a time machine, Doctor Who knowledge should not be necessary to understand the story, but you will get a lot more of the jokes.

Prequel to Obama Goes to Equestria.

In the far past, in a civilization unrecognizable compared to what ponies know now, Celestia and Luna, two students at the local high school, meet. Little do they know they are about to be pulled deep into an ancient conspiracy that will irreversibly alter their lives and the fate of the world they know it.

Alternate origin story for Celestia and Luna, and the canon one for the universe of Obama Goes to Equestria.