I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

For some people, small, beautiful events are what life is all about!

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

No matter who, where, what, or why you are, live life, respect others, show compassion, and stay positive. (He/They)

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Hitchin' a ride

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

I'm a highly imaginative and clever storymaker with a great imagination and desire to make great stories, I'm very dedicated to my stories and will always do my best to finish them. :)

It may be over, but we're not done yet.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

I'm the smuggest horse that ever lived.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

I'm just here to write.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

The magic comedy hoers.

I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.

A Functional Edgelord

Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams