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Apparently I had this account for 6 years and never realized it. Well, let's make some use out of it. I've got some fanfiction backstock I've accumulated over the years.

She's Not Writing, She's Just Rambling With Style...

You are going to LOVE ME!

Nothing suspicious here.

Life's a dance, and I've four left hooves.

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

Everfree Northwest is Seattle's premier My Little Pony fan convention! We hope you'll join us for our eighth annual convention, taking place May 17-19th 2019.

I used to be relevant!

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

A real lady killer.

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

I don't want to be right. I just desperately want to be proven wrong. You can imagine how many friends THAT makes me.

Me

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

A stray goat that sometimes writes about horses

Hello! My name is DivineRoyalty, and I am an aspiring author, musician, and artist! I hope you enjoy!

Ponyville Botanist by day. Wholesome vore writer by night.

Unicorn trained in fire magic and swordsmanship. .. Totally not a changeling royal in disguise. Nope.

"One time, I, like, had, like, an idea for, like, a story..."

You know I'm super fly...🪰 | 23 | Straight/Black/Nerd 🐢 | Ask For Ko-Fi | Twitter

I always bring a sword to a gun fight...If its in close quarters

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

Have you ever heard about the theory about how subatomic particles can pop into existence at random? Well, replace subatomic particles with updates and you have my writing style in a nutshell.

But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? - Bloodhound Gang; Hell Yeah

"If it's cute, it's evil!" - Make the bad stuff funny

Hi! I write about ponies doing spooky things! And sometimes in space, too! If want to donate a dollar for the cause, I have a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/vinnrosta

Who am I? Does it really matter? Probably not. Just sit back and enjoy stories drawn from the eldritch depths of a disturbed mind with a love for pastel colored ponies.

German / my top five characters are probably (Cowzy Glow, Chrysalis, Tempest, Trixie, Starlight) it always changes a little bit, but those five kind of share place 1 in my favourites.

"The body exists only to verify one's own existence."

A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.

I am best moon. Suck it, Titan.

Sand Sucks

Also Known as FillyHarmonic

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

War. War never changes. Unless we're talking the space of a hundred years or so, rockets and guns probably outclass spears and arrows in some way. Hmm... I'll get back to you on this. Eventually.

Sometimes I wonder why I write. Then I look back at my stories and remember: I have a story to tell. And a LOT of mistakes to correct.