Don't tell anyone, but I like ponies.

152mm DERP GUN WITH SEMI NUCLEAR SHELLS WITH SHOTGUN ACCURACY. KV-2 DOESN'T NEED TO AIM, SHELLS GUIDED BY THE HAND OF STAILN FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL

I'm just some 29-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.

Dead, but also undead. It's complicated.