Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Come in, and experience a world of bewilderment!

I wanna return to monkey.

I write sins... NOT tragedies. Link to Patreon

Hilo! ANY suggestions for stories are available!I love to make friends with you wonderful people in the fandom and are always open to conversation and your advice!You may know me from DA, Piratecat102

I usually have something witty to say but for the love of Bat Ponies, this is ridiculous. So have a quote. “We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” — The Doctor.

"Love is trash, bitches need cash" - Jesus Christ, Old testament - 1939

If you like my writing you can encourage it.

- No Personality Provided -

I'm many former things.

Or am I?

Just a guy who writes, games, and does stuff and things.

Everything is as it appears. Do not question the backstory behind the curtain.

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

Dead, but also undead. It's complicated.

JuSt a DEmOn RoAmInG thE WeB :)

"We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass."

Lemme make stuff

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?!?!?

Not a writer, just someone who reads way too many pony fics.

Just your average reader

People say the earth is flat like a quarter. I'm wondering what kind of vending machine takes a whole planet for a snack.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

German / my top five characters are probably (Cowzy Glow, Chrysalis, Tempest, Trixie, Starlight) it always changes a little bit, but those five kind of share place 1 in my favourites.

What a great day to hump something.

No.

I wouldn't consider myself "insane" but I do like mlp, computer engineering, quantum physics, writing and art. So I try to do things which combine ALL those things. That's sane... right?

I write a variety of story types and often have more ideas than I know what to do with. If you like what you see, don't be afraid to drop a review.

Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.

You'll Never See Me Comin'!

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

>_> ... Well, look at that.

Fear my Linguistic Might! For I am Graglithan!

Hi I'm a MLP fan that likes Pokemon, Five Nights at Freddy's, Minecraft, Mario, And the Legend of Zelda.

My name is Broovian, previously Broovian15 until I found out no one actually had Broovian. So now I'm the Broovian, the brony whoovian ready to give a helping whatever wherever and whenever I can.