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DmitriTheWriter


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Darkstar Lightbringer, master of all forms of magic, the greatest among the alicorns, Twilight Sparkle's younger brother. What do you mean you've never heard of him? He's always been a part of the Sparkle family. Didn't you see him in the background at the Canterlot Wedding? You didn't? Um, well...

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The Tenochtitlan Basin is not the safest place to be in the best of times. That's why the world's greatest adventurer Ditzy Doo always carries her towel with her, just in case. But when her sister, the hapless postmare Daring Do, disappears on a trip through the Basin, and the world is on the brink of annihilation, it's up to Ditzy Doo to save the day.


An entry for Reunions: A Swapped Role Writing Contest

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For thousands of years, many have yearned to outpizza the Hut. Many have died in pursuit of this goal, and many more have gone mad.

Rainbow Dash may be the one to finally do it.


Now has a reading by StraightToThePointStudio


Now has another reading by TheMajorTechie

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Things already seem weird when both Pinkie Pie and Ahuizotl wake up on the Moon and find out that they're both the Chosen One. But when they encounter an army from beyond the stars, they'll have to put their differences aside and do battle on the Moon to save the world.

Written for the May 2021 Pairing Contest.

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Things aren't looking up in Equestria Online lately. What could previously only hold maybe ten thousand people at once was now being asked to hold all seven billion humans that previously lived on Earth. And the strain will only get worse as time goes on.

If only the caretaker of this game wasn't an absolute moron of an AI.


The author of this work wrote this in 3 days and has never read a single word of any Friendship is Optimal fanfiction, including the original. Reader discretion is advised.

Written for the Friendship is Optimal Writing Contest

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During the Ponyville Live Entertainment Festival, Discord voices his intentions of performing stand-up comedy on the stage, as he is the funniest living being in Ponyville. Pinkie Pie overhears this and objects, as she is the funniest living being in Ponyville. The two agree to a comedians' duel, in which whoever can make the audience laugh the hardest wins the title of Funniest In Ponyville. It doesn't exactly go according to plan.

Definitely not the winner for Please Read My Story's first writing competition.

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All systems are down. All the others are dead. The entity has breached containment...

...and Twilight's the only one who can make it out alive.

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Twilight didn't think that she would be as fondly regarded as the Royal Sisters as ruler of Equestria upon her coronation, but this invasion force of killer robots from the future still seems like a bit of an overreaction.

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Twilight was in the zone, writing page after page of the novel she had been planning for months at this point. Just a few more pages to go and...wait a minute, where in Equestria did all of the parchment go?!

Left with nothing else to do, Twilight decides to become the ruler of a powerful nation and try to take over the world.

Crepusculi est imperare orbi universo.

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