I am bored. Bored is me. La La La. Tee Hee Hee. I am bored and bored is me. *Incoherent Noises* The End

Female Writer, Bisexual Writer, Smolder X Mare Crackship Connoisseur. Creator of the Smolderverse, and writer of many other kinds of clop and SFW stories (Commissions temporarily OPEN)

I write/read clopfics. Most pee/omorashi.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

When I'm not drawing ponies and dragons, I'm probably reading about ponies and dragons.

Someday, I will be a somebody, but for now, I will be a nobody.

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

Totally not an alt.

The most delightful of goats.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Apparently I had this account for 6 years and never realized it. Well, let's make some use out of it. I've got some fanfiction backstock I've accumulated over the years.

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

Oh man how did I get here I am not good with computer

"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice

Hail to Celestia, bringer of dawn and of life giving sunlight!

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo. Estaxen yando Undómë Tinwë.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Someone who forgot about ponies for years, but decided to come back when they started a particularly interesting pony project.

Horse words are the best words.

Read my stories instead

Let us make beautiful ruins.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

ME, MAIMEN, DOCTOR PAVELLEIRE, BUTTON LEE, JUAN OF YU.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Welcome to my machine of shameless writing.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

I write all kinds of furry stories, and I love to hear feedback on my work!

Just a lone rose, lost in the world

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

You do you the best you can do.

Welcome! I enjoy writing fictions based upon the the human side of MLP, that both contain normal and erotic content. I hope you enjoy!

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

High-Tier Mediocrity | Commissions Open