I used to be relevant!

Yay! I have a Bio nw! I am a ** year old living in ********** ** ******** I am a communist and when I'm not playing Skyrim or Fapping I'm writing fics on this site. Praise Satan!

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I wrote a horse story once.

DeiStar

Blog author for Equestria Daily and writer of fiction that may or may not include marshmallow ponies.

I am No One

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

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* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

Scy Storm here. Long time fanfiction writer, now writing MLP stories. Chat moderator for FIMFiction. 2-time enshrinee on Equestria Daily, 3-time on Canterlot's Finest.

My favorites are cute things and video games! Praying for a cuter future!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Being nice only backfires 50% of the time.

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I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Just write and work everything else out later.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

In search of the perfect riff

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Surprise!

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.