The gloryouse Poultron has banned the users nachoYEAH, faithfulchristian, and jas362. We no longer have to worry about being flamed by them. So now I can devote all of my time to my stories. So to celebrate here is George BUsh doing the happy dance. Oh and also I have joined the holy church of the grand and noble Pink one. the church of Pinkamene.

> You are now the proud owner of a brand new Fluffy pony!
> She's so cute with her deep blue coat and dark blue mane with a wite strek and her blue eyes.
> You name her Fluffy Colgate, after the toothpaste.
> You poor her a bowl of spaggetie and let her chow down.
> You then play stack the blocks with her.
> She curls up with you and falls assleep.
> The next day tell her that she will get a fluffy treat if she says the magic words.

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>you just adopted a fluffy blue unicorn pony
>the shelter said she had a previous owner, but you didn’t get any details
>all you care about is that you have a new fluffy pony
>and that you didn’t have to pay as big an adoption fee
>bring her home and let her out of her carrier
>she toddles around, getting familiar with her new home.
>she’s much quieter than you expected - she hasn’t said a word since you saw her.

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O.k. then. The users Faithfulchristian and nachoyeah will not stop spamming me for no reason! Faithfulchristian even after she swore upon her filthy bible she would stop. So then, I am devoting all my time on fimfiction to the non-stop trolliing of these two heretics. I don't care how many people stop following me over this, I will not rest untill those two peices of human trash are delt with! Please, if you are truly a follower then spam them, use their dead parents / reletives against

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O.k. then. The users Faithfulchristian and nachoyeah will not stop spamming me for no reason! Faithfulchristian even after she swore upon her filthy bible she would stop. So then, I am devoting all my time on fimfiction to the non-stop trolliing of these two heretics. I don't care how many people stop following me over this, I will not rest untill those two peices of human trash are delt with! Please, if you are truly a follower then spam them, use their dead parents / reletives against

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O.k. then. The users Faithfulchristian and nachoyeah will not stop spamming me for no reason! Faithfulchristian even after she swore upon her filthy bible she would stop. So then, I am devoting all my time on fimfiction to the non-stop trolliing of these two heretics. I don't care how many people stop following me over this, I will not rest untill those two peices of human trash are delt with! Please, if you are truly a follower then spam them, use their dead parents / reletives against

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-V3NYckOI Enjoy!

Again, no i'm not.

Rick was sitting at the counter of his pawn shop being reletivly bored. No customers all day, how very odd he thought to himself. He turned his head when he heard the door to his shop open and in walked in Giorgio Tsoukalos (The Ancient Aliens guy) he had a brown paper bag in his hand.

"How can I help you?" Rick asked Giorgio.

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Well friends, I seem to have gotton a little over my head with my stories. Do not freat though, I am not done writing, but I shall start to only work on three stories a a time.For these three, I have chosen Abducted and a new story i'm writing about me taking over the Equstrian government. as well as one that you all shall vote upon in the comments.