shit's fucked, my guys

"There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it." — Gautama Buddha

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

i'm a wizard with a shotgun......that's it.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Howdy

Cthulhu, Discord, Sheogorath, Sithis. Welcome to the Madhouse. We have stories here. I never said they were good, but they are stories. I got displaced and things when I think of an idea I write it.

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

time to get off this furry boat

The Crucible is not liable for any injuries sustained herein, and neither am I.

You know who I am.

Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

I write Technicalities: a story of technology and hidden secrets, interwoven with magic. The original idea was simple, but it evolved into something so much more than that.

Cosmetics saleswoman/makeup artist by day, fanfiction writer by night.

Sup fellow MLP lovers. Not much to say about myself. I'm just a brony that loves to write and would love to put up my work for others to enjoy.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

So I'm sorta, kinda, almost famous... I think.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I write imaginary stories about cartoon horses.

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

I used to write nonsensical bullcrap. Now I write nonsensical bullcrap with a story. Kinda...

Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

Sanguinius is a pretty boring guy, eh writes fanfiction and doesn't listen to anybody.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

*This space currently for rent*

Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

-none-

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I'm still alive, probably.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

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