I like mares and stories about mares.

A college trained writer who is now back to honing his craft after graduating. Tends to write fantasy and science fiction. Also very shy! Who wants a muffin!?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

This is fiction. But it is based...

Casually writing about bugs and birbs.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Editor, gamer, and smartass. Mostly that last one.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Just an adventure/mystery fanfiction-writing brony from the state of Vermont who hopes that you enjoy his work.

Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.

No.

Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.

I hate people.

You cannot just expect happiness, you have to create it. ~A great many people.

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I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

I am a turtle.

Well, It's true. I'm not.

Funded by Israel.

I'm an alternate account of Lord Shaxx, and I'm here to experiment. Don't use me to contact Lord Shaxx, because you might as well be talking to a brick wall, and that's just embarrassing.

I love the MLP fandom, and I love all of you! I'm so grateful to have all my followers as we go down a rabbit hole of romance, adventure, and world-building!

Welp. I'm here.

Im that Forerunner thats all there is to it. Also highly trained in the art of Fist-Fucking

I like to make people laugh, so I try to type out stories that are both funny and slightly serious... What else... Oh, I know a lot about and love Halo and my favorite pony is Pinkie Pie. That's all.

*Insert poetic irony here*

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

they/them

KFP-Empleado.

Aspiring writer and huge sci-fi fan. Also Luna is best pony.