Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

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I write horrible fanfics involving cute technicolor equines doing bad things.

Hello Readers, welcome to my humble corner of Fimfiction!

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

A nerd who thought it would be cool to, with the help of a few equally insane buddies adapt the entire Marvel Universe (with some DC Comics thrown in for kicks) with My Little Pony...wish me luck

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

All the clop, all the time.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Vizit meh on teh web! Drax99.deviantart.com

Shut up. Just write.

Lily Blossom, not even as important as a background pony, and also a lingerie company in Spain. What can you expect from here? Clop! My goal is to enrich the sexual lives of all readers.

I don't hate the Cutie Mark Crusaders anymore, end of story. I'm also not easily amused if you aren't my friend, and you wrote a terrible story. End of discussion!

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

There are going to some some people that you will understand and will not understand well I am one of those people that you shouldn't understand

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

A rocking brony with a love for crossover and adventure. Currently part time in college

Ponies.

Greetings, fellow bronies! My alias for writing is Bass Canon, and she is my own creation. I tend to go from the family friendly slice-of-life stories to very fetishy adult stories.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

I write stories.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.