Just another face in the crowd...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after

I'm just some 29-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I'm just like everyone else... except for the part where I'm completely different from everyone else... and that's okay.

There is beauty in the way of things.

Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

I like FiM, Star Wars, and Tarantino

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

I am a writer dabbling in many genres. I only write what I love, and can only hope for others to love it the same. This is usually no the case.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

Me. Take it or leave it.

I'm

I think that I'm Tom Cruise

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Hey, that's pretty good.

The writer formerly known as Wave Blaster. It's been a weird decade. She/Her.

Ponies.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I like pie...

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Loves to read and write, I decided to try writing fanfiction after a long hiatus thanks to ponies

Duh-huh faget

I'm a little messed up. I'll update chapters when I can. Sorry for the long waiting periods :(

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Yo! Down with Chrysalis, or DWC for short here! I'm here to read great stories and write out my stories. DOWN WITH THE HIVE QUEEN! DOWN WITH CHRYSALIS!

space is a waste

I AM SEÑOR BISH-BISH!!

If your best isn't good enough,then find a way to level up!

I regret my stories I made as a kid

I'm a 28 year old Texas brony, who enjoys meeting new people here on Fimfiction.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just an anonymous clop artist who's trying his hand at clopfic. Most of the clopfic stories around here are all build-up, and only a little sex. My focus is different. Not romance. Hardcore sex.