Horse words are the best words.

I am never serious.

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I´m what happens, if you have a great libido and too much time on your hands. And yes that also includes fapping...

I write things. Feel free to commision a porn or non-porn thing for $0.01 a word. Price is per chapter.

Just a guy who likes writing and reading some pony fanfiction.

very good at writing very bad things

Good to be back.

All that I wanted, were things I had before. All that I needed, I never needed more. All of my questions, are answers to my sins. All of my endings, are waiting to begin.

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Just your average pony nothing to see here!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

I am a digital artist who felt like writing a word or two. Also English is not my native language so brace yourselves.

"A new world awaits for you... A new beginning... With infinite possibilities... Until all six are united as one..." - Death

Part time writer and musician

Don't be reasonable. Get MAD!!! MadDonut.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Like a dragon, most of my time is spent hibernating, then pure terror. Also horse words.

I don't write pony stories. I mainly write about humans or Equestria Girl stories.

Fan since Gen1, Queen Chrysalis Fave Villain, love to write, draw, and read. I now have a Kofi page: https://ko-fi.com/queenchrysalisforever

A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

I like FiM, Star Wars, and Tarantino

My passion is writing. I love to create vivacious worlds, characters, creatures and tales and fashion imaginative and engaging history thereof.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I. AM. INSPIRED!

I write all the time, I give too much detail, I am a pervert and I will not act my age unless I am in a bad mood. Welcome to my mind, don't get hit by the bucking door >:3

Original username Zoddtheimmortalone. I'm a fan of anime, but I enjoy the classics more. As for My Little Pony, I may not watch it as much, but I do like the show and I also love EG

My OCs aren't crazy, I was just having fun with my profile picture.

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

Friends with YO' MAMA!

Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

I really have no idea what I'm doing. Just got a wild hair and decided to write a story. I've discovered my creativity is fueled by green thumbs and conversational comments...also a few beers.