A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

I write horsewords for RGRE

No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

I actually am a scientist!

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Cool guy extraordinaire. Writer. Storyteller. Shockingly Canadian.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

A long shlong time ago in a phallacy, far far away, you freaking nerds made me type out this bio to enter your goofy website.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

America enjoyer, NATO enthusiast, military history and geopolitics appreciator.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

Hey guys! I write sadfics and sadfic accessories! Oh, and I also do comedy things. Yeah. Feel free to check out my stuff! And I hope you enjoy whichever story of mine you happen to be on! ^^

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Somewhere, in the vast recesses of web space, a silly man battles the forces of overused photoshop filters, 360 no scope headshots and spaghetti code...

Just write and work everything else out later.

There's not much I am able to say in this short bio, but I will say despite the fact that we may not know each other or have ever met before, if you ever need a friend I will always be there for you.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Nuts.

A fellow traveler...

Working to better myself. Please consider supporting via my Ko-Fi link!