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Uros


I write all the time, I give too much detail, I am a pervert and I will not act my age unless I am in a bad mood. Welcome to my mind, don't get hit by the bucking door >:3

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Total Words: 86,990
Estimated Reading: 5 hours

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On Earth things are getting out of hand. It is the year 2028 and a conflict that has been brewing for five years is about to finally explode in the most gratuitous way possible. Marco and Tarma, friends till the end for two whole years as well as a few of the most stupidly prepared soldiers alive, are about to embark on a suicide mission to dethrone the madman known as Mordem 'The devil reincarnated', leader of the Rebel Army.

Their resources are limited, their troops green as they come, their hopes and spirits down the dumps. But they will go on and they will fight, for they have the biggest balls and the most resolute duty bound mentality of all warriors! Well, Marco does, Tarma could sleep through a bombardment, so they are good.

They know they may very well die a few times, they know they will probably be captured and have Mordem win, but by all that is holy and explosive, they will try!

On the other hand we have Equestria and its slight problem with the nobles, most of which are unicorns, having it in their heads that they are superior. Luckily we have a mad scientists for a princess, a mad scientists more than ready to try something that only unicors and alicorns can do, and even they only a few, and for short distances in most cases, with technology born out of magic.

Oh yes, it sounds bad.

Also yes, it is going to fail if any kind of chaos is allowed.

Hope you like things hard, because there is nothing harder than going through a lot of enemies just to make things right and go back home. But hey, someone has to do it, and in this case it is a purple pony, a friend, two idiots with too many guns and those that follow them.

This is going to be stupidly awesome, and it is going to be full of explosions, blood and cursing.


---Warning---

This work of fiction contains the following.

-Buttloads of brutality, guns, explosions and stupidity with the aforementioned things.

-Lots of gore and death done comically and semi seriously.

-Ponies weilding guns, because.

-Metal Slug goodnes.

-Warfare shown in comical ways, though this is so obvious it should hurt.

Second primary pony character (S.P.P.C) will be selected by the viewers. Read first .5 character to vote. The result will be shown below once the mare in question is selected.

S.P.P.C: Rarity - Pony Secret Agent.

Chapters (2)
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Not everyone goes in an epic journey, not everyone has an epic tale to tell. Some just appear, some things just happen. Sometimes a few words, some kindness and a kiss can create a miracle.

Sometimes all you need to know is that all you need is some love, no matter what you are.

Cover picture created by V-D-K. Hope you don't mind

Chapters (1)
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When one world has to face the greatest treats it has known in thousands of years, one of which was basically the moon itself, only to find more and more trials until it suddenly stops, what does it mean? It means that, at last, something has snapped and the barriers have been downed.

Everything that had been faced had endangered only their world, bar a few exceptions that were quickly handled. With every threat being something they could touch, that they could reach, one hopes that every danger will be like that: Close, yes, but tangible. Why? Because if you think about it for a moment, if you think about it really hard, every monster, every fear, every danger, will come for you and it will end really, really, really close. Uncomfortable? Yes, I bet... now think about this.

How bad would it be if you couldn't touch it?

Far, far away, no longer answering to the one that thought herself in control, the sun became alive, and in its sentience it found faults, and within faults it found solutions. What is a powerful, albeit young, mind to do when presented with an used canvas it doesn't like? Easy: Wipe it clean, make something new.

Add a vengeful mind whose thirst for power surpassed sanity and any and all feelings, and you get a second canvas that is there just to fuel the fire. After all, what is a catastrophe without some extra problems added for good measure? A new species that abhors change and requires JUST THAT to survive the ordeal, and are needed just for that in return, was just the cherry on top as far as the madman was concerned.

And the sun... The sun never shone like it does now, bright, high in the sky...

Watching the land bellow.

---Warnings---

This story will contain certain scenes (Not in excessive quantities) that are inappropriate for underage readers (So 18+, you are warned) or emotionaly strong. These include:

--Drama/Sad moments.

--Death/Fighting/Blood/Gore.

--Intercourse/Adult situations/Clop fiction.

This story will also include:

--Adventure (No sh...).

--Romance.

--Comedy.

--A lot of OCs and cannon characters (So only a few VERY IMPORTANT will be marked in the story).

--Alternate Universe (Though you probably guessed that already)

--Oh, and humans, quite a few of them.

You have been warned.

The cover is temporary and I am unsure of who made it, sorry! (Will last until I get a permanent one... if ever).

Rating will change from Teen to Mature, as well as sex/gore, once it is necessary.

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