All throughout Equestria, as a child grows up, each parent dreads the day their little precious asks them that immortal question: "Where Do Babies Come From?" Now, it's Flurry Heart's turn...
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Well, it was a good story, with a few mistakes, but only one really needs correcting.
That should probably say ,"Cadence".
What episode is the picture from?
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Oops, easily done. Thank you! If you want, you can point out any other possible mistakes. Like Twilight, I don't bite.
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A Flurry Of Emotions
I am just made of questions as to how she ended up figuring it was either two spots. Although actually I think I can use some Insane
TrollChild Logic to figure it out...the Badlands is where changelings live, and changelings can create love now, and Flurry might know that you need (or should have) love to create a baby. As for the Forbidden Jungle, well, the topic is avoided and not really talked about all that much, like it's Forbidden. So, that makes sense.Huh. A month longer than a human, a month shorter than a horse. And this Flurry is pretty verbose even for an intelligent six-year-old human, but at the same time pretty clearly isn't an adult, which a six-year-old horse is.
I'm guessing in this story ponies just age differently.
"Ask your Auntie Twilight about tautologies next time you see her, sweetie."
BA-DUM TISH!
You don't need to know why, but I badly needed a cute story about Flurry Heart right now. I don't know if this story has a lot of technical merits, and I see ways it could have been improved...but it made me laugh and it cheered me up, and that's what's matters.
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For 'Insane
ChildTroll Logic', that sounds pretty legit to me.Well, they talk like humans, and they look like horses, so I figured: why not make it somewhere in between? And I think hanging around Auntie Twilight a lot would have made Flurry slightly more articulate than other fillies her age.
No pun intended, honest.
Thanks for reading, and I'm always looking for ways to improve. If you found it funny and it cheered you up, I think that's as good as I could hope for.
What the hell did I just...KIDDING!
It was a cute story and thanks for writing it!
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You are very welcome. Thank you for reading it.
'Looks at cover picture'
The face of a genius
Pinkie Pie teaching "Sex Ed"? Who signed off on that? I can only imagine how "helpful" she was when the Cake Twins needed it.
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If there's one thing I've learned about Pinkie from watching the show, it's that she has a surprising amount of hidden depths. Maybe this is yet another one. Let's hope so, or somepony really messed up
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Inarguably.
9632084 I suppose there are worse ponies to turn to for that. But I wouldn't exactly trust a blabber mouth like Pinkie for it all the same.
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Well, the thought of her teaching such a sensitive subject was funny enough to put it in, but who knows... she might just do fine. She'd be among the most uninhibited ponies when it came down to discussing potentially tricky topics, anyway.
Spike stared at Twilight in sheer stupefaction, shock, and frankly admiration. He'd seen more than a few remarkable things over his years, young as they were. But he'd never seen anything quite like this.
"Why the bowling buck did you do that?"
"Language, Spi--"
"Oh, no. Not this time. That was... I have seen you do some pretty damn insane things with your magic. Seriously insane. Seriously scary even-- Discord still refuses to go into the Young Reader's wing of the Academy Library because, and I quote, 'She might have left a para-breezie about". And I don't even know what that is, I was on a diplomatic mission to the Dragonlands. But this... why?"
"I... well, I didn't want to lie to my niece..."
"And so, on the spot, you created an entire thaumic network designed to link multiple communication spells, and add an answering function-- which is supposed to be, if not impossible, insanely difficult-- on the spot. And then deliberately crash the thing. Because... why?"
"You didn't hear the question."
"And the question was?"
"The same one you got Celestia to answer quite a few years back. When you were fourteen. And Flurry is six."
Spike froze. "Oh. That quest-- I'll, um, just document the spell, then. Right. In triplicate. Wow, That's gonna take a lot of time. I won't have time to answer questions from any foal who happens to remember that Uncle Spike has records of almost everything his older sister and boss mare knows. At all. Too too busy."
Twilight nodded. "You are growing up."
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Double post? I know the feeling.
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Yes. The posting controls on the comments page aren't always intuitive.
Yes. The posting controls on the comments page aren't always intuitive.
Yes. The posting controls DAMMIT.
i love cute Flurry Heart stories, They are just very adorable, good Job here imo, quite well written honestly
That made me laugh for more than 5 minutes in a row
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Good point well made
Good point well... ARRGH!!
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Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for reading.
Oh. The Joy's of parenthood. lol!
Dear Flurryheart.
When a soon to be mommy or daddy love some one very much they first build a dungeon.
Then kidna.....ponynap their soon to be significant other and take them to previously mentioned dungeon.
There they are subjected to many kinky and questionable experiences until the develop something known Stockhooves Syndrome.
And then they live happily ever after.
Okay Shinybutt, you now have to deal with damage control
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A privilege that has been denied to me, for now..
freaking funny, though I surprise she did not go to the other princess, or sunburst, or her grandparents
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She probably figured if Twilight ‘the smartest pony in Equestria’ couldn’t help her, nopony could
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true, but then again she should knew other princess are far older and may knew it when everyone else forgot.......
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Or maybe being so young and feeling demoralised when both Twilight and her parents dismissed her question meant that she didn’t want to risk more rejection,and so maybe it was better to leave the matter be, just like I described in the story.
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that could be it, or it after they retire
"hoofpalm". The phrase you're looking for is "facehoof".
Edit: Sorry :x That's a habit. I've actually finished it now and I gotta say. I can't help but wonder Flurry's reaction to Pinkie's class xD
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That does sound slightly better. Okay... edits
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No worries! Not sure if you get notices of edits, but I just finished reading it:
Sorry :x That's a habit. I've actually finished it now and I gotta say. I can't help but wonder Flurry's reaction to Pinkie's class xD
--
As far as the terminology goes, since the term's "facepalm", they do kinda have faces? but not palms. They have soles and frogs. But the overall better term would just be 'hoof'.
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I have seen 'hoofpalm' in a lot of other fics, hence why I probably use it as much as I do. But yes... now that you mention it, it doesn't make a lot of sense because hooves don't have palms. I'll try to use the correct term from now on, thanks to your keen observational skills.
As for Pinkie as a teacher, as I said in a previous post, at least she'd be much less inhibited than other potential candidates, and who knows, maybe by trying to have fun with the subject, she might encourage the students to pay attention and learn more.
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Now that you say it I recall that also 🤔 but my brain is also wired from drinking like. 3/4 of a strawberry/oreo shake. that had enough syrup I could taste the *syrup*. So I managed to point yours out xD
And yeees. I feel like she would, but the Bible Belt part of my brain is like NOOOO for your stated less inhibitedness and making it fun.
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Well anyway, I mostly put Pinkie in the story as the teacher because it's so out of left field, I think it's kind of funny. But the more I think about it, the more I believe she could do a good job. Or it could backfire horribly. Who knows?
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Incredibly enlightening class or mental traumatization from too much information?
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That remains to be seen.
and then pinkie gave her sex education lessons.... xD
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Well, she is a teacher, and she just might surprise you how good a job she does. I think her sense of fun and lack of inhibition could make a potentially awkward topic much easier to deal with. That's the plan, anyway.
Reminds me of the story about the kid who asks the question of the parents “Where did I come from?” and after much angst, gets an answer that is the truth. She/he responds, “Oh,” in a disappointed tone. When asked why, she/he says, “Well so-and-so down the street said she came from Johnstown Hospital and I wondered where I came from.”
I now have the utmost desire to see how Pinkie tackles this subject......Pinkie teaching Sex Ed....Oh dear Lord the implications. I don't know who would be more interesting in teaching this, Pinkie or Discord
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As long as they have their teaching degrees, maybe they could flip a coin...
Why would a six-year-old need sex ed classes?
Pinkie figured out the Adult Conspiracy herself as a newly Marked filly simply because someone mentioned "making whoopie" and she'd always wanted to know where whoopie cushions came from.
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Here in the UK, it’s quite common for kids of that age to be taught. I suppose it’s different for each country...
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That's a good bit of lateral thinking there
https://www.deviantart.com/beavernator/art/How-More-Babies-Are-Made-510187996 (SFW)
Enough said.
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...Well at least Scoots got an answer in the end, albeit a very disturbing one.
I thought Flurry's reaction to the truth would be more like this.
I can see this happening! With a few more people being asked before, Flurry, gets her answers. Just to make it funnier!
And up the rating to teen. Just to be safe.
That can be a sequel! 
