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I'm just here to write.


You've read this scene before.

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I feel vaguely ashamed of not seeing that ending coming.

I also feel vaguely ashamed of reading the story, so there we have it. :raritywink:

In all seriousness, a delightfully absurd kiloword. Thank you for it.

Just wait until Celestia realizes that because she rules Equestria, she is in fact nobility, and her exemption from taxes counts as a tax break so she detonates the sun in an effort to end her own life. On a serious note: gas the dirt ponies.

One more for the “It’s all Oliver’s fault!” bookshelf. :pinkiehappy:

Viva Le Revolution!
Too bad about Puppy Stomper though. He would have helped me opened a brand new restaurant that serves exclusively earth ponies. Oh well.

and violate their wives

Wait... just the husbands? The wives aren't complaining?

... Sounds more like thats their problem then the nobles:trollestia:

Of course not. who do you think she is, Hermaeus Mora?

Fuck, you get a favorite for that ending. Well done!

She just broke, and she can take a looooonnngg break. Good thing Celestia cancel that order, or I have a bone to pick with her.

"You lay upon the blood soaked death of your ruined land, castles plundered, dominions in ruin, servants destroyed, all to end the hellfire with which you sought to cover the world. A bloody conquest having consumed hundreds of thousands, countless villages razedto the ground, and over twenty thousand impaled and prostrated by you and you alone, to strike horror into the hearts of mortal men! WHAT SAY YOU!? MONSTER! DEMON! DEVIL CONCEIVED BY THE BLEAKEST WOMB! WHAT SAY YOU NOW!?"

"...The Aristocrats"


This is too good, this is great, here is your well deserved like and favorite :twilightsmile:

Got an idea about tax breaks.
Let there be an auction, where you can bid to buy yourself a tax break. And there is a limited number of them every month, or year.
In effect, they still pay the same money, maybe even more if the price get risen enough. But they get to say they pay no taxes all the same:twistnerd:


Actually… Assuming that at the auction you pay with a lump sum you obtain through credit, and the auction is held before the start of the tax year, while taxes are paid after the end of the tax year, this could even make economic sense.

9354951 Mud ponies are useful for feeding my pet hydra.


Just who in Equestria do they think they are?"

Gurren Lagann?

9355278 Yeah, you don't stomp on puppies!

They make really useful shark bait!


Like the late Lord Puppy Stomper, this story was "a'ight".

But that's about it going for it.

Wait... are the Earth Ponies customers or food?

Food, duh. The most refine, cultured food. Delicious, succulent, exclusive.

This was fun. Weird, but fun ^^.

This is absolutely wonderful and I am running off a hard copy.

I didn't authorize this.


You can't tell me what to do. You're not my real dad.

What the buck did I read...?

So was all of that for the ending, or was the ending merely icing on the cake?

You read perfection.

"It's orientation day!"

I know it's really unrelated, but that ending reminded me of one of Gilbert Gotfried's famous bits...

<gets to the end>


You get an upvote..... asshole.

You know you’re having a bad day when someone who wishes to advocate genocide on a third of the population and is literally called “Lord Puppy Stomper of House Tyranny” gets a smile of relief.

Also you forgot about Fancy Pants. The guy that isn’t a complete and utter dick.

2 downvotes... I have offended.

It feels good to accomplish things in life

Poor Lord Strawman, I feel like he never really got a fair shake.

Then the queue would continue well into the night to bother Luna, who often shortened its length by a sadly insignificant amount by performing random executions on the petitioners.

I busted up laughing in the break room at work for this one.
I'm assuming the last line was a joke....but I don't get it.


It's my variation on this.

HA.... And some think I'm a monster

You know this means you need to up your game then Yes?

.....How about a G3.5 marathon for your enemies?

........ I'm taking your idea and making it mine.

.....Okay have fun.

I'm a villain.... we always have the most fun.

Except when the Hero's are ruining your plans yes?

Least your Immortal.....

Well that was insanely funny.

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