I believe if there's any kind of god, it wouldn't be any of us. Not you or me, but just, this little space in between.
Pinkie Pie has received some terrible news. The boopening is yet to come.
Warning: features my wild, runaway imagination.
Art by: Artyjoyful
Prereaders:
Scootles
Burnt Juice
An entry to the Them's Writin' words contest, hosted by Obabscribbler
Credit also goes to The Voice Hub server on discord for inspiring the idea; I love you guys.
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At first, I thought this said 'License to Poop' and I was like "ahh shit, the fandom is up to its old ways again", but then I took a moment to read like a civilized human being and realized there was cuteness instead.
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Well, I'm grateful that you were mistaken. I know my stories can be... kinda crappy sometimes, but I'd like to think I'm above toilet humor
Dang that Mud Briar! He's a real stick in the boop.
Why is Toast's name "Burnt Juice"?
I can’t physically read something if it doesn’t involve soarin’s 9 Ft cock
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I did not need to read that today.
Or ever.
Why the fuck did you have to write this?
although I somewhat agree
somewhat
pretty sure if mud brair did this, maud would murder him, or geld him, likely both.
imagines Pinkie Pie spontaneously bursting into a cloud of cotton candy and confetti at the end
Hm... Seems fitting enough
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There is a truly sweet reason behind it, I'm sure.
Reading stories at five in the morning, finally came across this and thought,"Seriously??"......
Yes......seriously HILARIOUS!!! Poor Pinkie
Completely did not see that ending coming. Wonderfully written. Good job. I now hate Mud Briar with a vengeance and would dearly love to knock Maud on the head......
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I'm glad you enjoyed it. This story kinda just came out of nowhere for me, and I had to get it out. I love Pinkie antics, especially when she's paired with book princess
Pinkie is, by far, my favourite pony. Followed very closely by Rainbow Dash, then Fluttershy, then......well......the others. But Pinkie is definitely my top fave. Her antics always leave me crying from laughing so hard.......she is so random and silly.
Team Pinkie Pie, YAY!!!
Oh noes.... I needs the boops you can't take those away from me.... :(
What if just saying boop was illegal? Mr Krabs would have a death sentence.
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That's not called "you can't". Rather: "you mayn't"
. I imagine somepony saying to Pinkie: "You can't...", -- and she answers them in Jevil's voice: "I CAN DO ANYTHING!" Then, as Jevil's theme is playing, Pinkie goes and does everything... literally, even the impossible. Especially the impossible 
...
Didn't you mean "sundae?
Where the heck did Mud Briar come from
?? Did he know Maud somehow 
?
I expected much more cuteness... Still it was funny!
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! ["rimshot"].
"Sweet" reason, you say?.. It sure does ring a belle for me
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"Holy comment spam, Batman!"
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There only were five of them! (?)
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There only were five of them! (?)
When I read the last 3 lines...OH SWEET CELESTIA THIS IS PERFECT!