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Flutterpriest


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Applejack inspires Twilight to try making new friends. Twilight doesn't really get what Applejack is puttin down.

Written with help from Majin Syeekoh

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Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

It’s live!!!!!

Hah! First like and first comment! Priest! You owe me a $5 suckysucky!

Damnit, Syeekoh!

8813240
Nope, ya missed it, someone else got there first.

very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice my dude

*snickers* Beautifully done. Bravo Priest.

Also...
>Applejack story
>Corn puns
>Not using this opportunity to make an "Aw shucks" joke.

Priest... I... I don't even know you anymore.

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Aw shucks. I'll add it

Edit: fixed

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

8813240
GET DUNKED ON

Written with help from Majin Syeekoh.

Uh-oh.

While funny why would turkeys be nervous in the fall in equestria?

8813612
Thanksgiving. Don't look too far into it :)

ROBCakeran53
Moderator

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who upon finding some corn had to husk it.
So he peeled the greens back,
Dropped his pants for a wack,
And spread open enough to hug it.

What the actual shit, lol :rainbowlaugh: I... I'm not surprised, at all, but it's amusing all the same.

So how long until the sequel where Twilight turns Corny into a corn-pony? :trollestia: lul

Priest, you write simply the best and most touching romance. :fluttercry:

Also,

“I’m not a chicken, I’m a pony.”

Vanna, is that you?

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She makes it a unicorn with the cob as the horn! I dub it "the cornicorn" :rainbowlaugh:


8813822
:fluttercry: t-that was so beautiful. Truly, I am moved beyond words, beyond this sentence.

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I...I don't...I don't understand. Applejack has...corn? But she's APPLEjack, not CORNjack!

*grabs a tub of popcorn*
*starts to read*
:twilightoops:
*puts popcorn away and decides never to eat them again*

8814654 Yeah, but she sure likes jackin' it. :twilightsmile:

Star Butterfly sliiiiides in at the sight of the header image, "Coooooooooorn....."

They like corn over there.

I like to think there's a kernel of truth to this tale.

I like to think there's a kernel of truth to this tale.

Kernal Acorn btw served for 16 ears in the Equestrian guard, was awarded a medal of honor, the Equestrian Cross, enjoys long walks through the park, and is a Stetson aficionado.

Who else knows of the photo that has led to the spawning of this... tale of alternitive use of phallic like vegetables.:trixieshiftleft:

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that was corny...........



:trollestia:

So... did Spike ever get back up?

Ummmmm what? :rainbowhuh:

what in the

Much of winking and nudging!

And then Corny became the best psychologist in Poniville :rainbowlaugh:!

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Some say the dragon is still on the floor...

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