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One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

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While on a mysterious camping mission of mysterious unknown purpose, Rarity and Twilight find themselves in a perilous predicament. Can love truly bloom on the battlefield?

A non-serious entrant for Monochromatic's "INTERWOVEN COLOURS" contest.

Coverart taken from some unknown hero on Derpibooru who apparently made it on Imgur... I didn't know what else to use... you know what just read the story and maybe it'll make sense.

Prereadin' looky-loos provided by Ferret and Randon!

First Published
17th May 2017
Last Modified
17th May 2017
#1 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

The description Rarity gives of herself while devouring worms was absolutely brilliant. I'm really looking forward to anything you write.

#2 · 1w, 5d ago · 8 · ·

Holy shit.

#3 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

That is certainly an ignoble thing to die to.  Glad they lived.

#4 · 1w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

Today the world gave me an odd gift. One of my favorite authors came back from am absence with a piece for a contest from one of my other favorite authors. The second author, a discriptive, evocative and verbose master off the written word perfectly describes my feelings.

"Holy shit"

#5 · 1w, 5d ago · 4 · ·

Can love truly bloom on the battlefield?

Only when it’s between an eldar farseer and a Vindicare assassin. :trollestia:

#6 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

Omg. This is so stupid, but so funny.

I'm not even disappointed anymore that it's not the next chapter of Sundowner :rainbowlaugh:

#7 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·



That aside, the author's note.... yeesh, what was the top of the list that this is only second place?  

#8 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

This was terribly romantic, a true look at love blooming in the most dire (and maybe equivocal) circumstances.

I foresee a long and happy relationship. Oh, and probably some death-treats written on candy stores under the cover of night, but that can probably be counted as quality time.

#9 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

I'm crushed by the lack editing credit. Though I suspect you wished to spare me. :raritywink:

#10 · 1w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

It was the Haribo thing that won me over.

#11 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

...I haven't even read the description or the title, but I'm obligated to upvote this based on the cover image alone.

#12 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

I'm not sure if I should be impressed or disgusted. Is there a happy medium emotion in-between? Impgusted? Disgussed? Nevertheless, you have my support.

#13 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

Stupid but yet adorkable and silly hehe!

Story Approver
#14 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

I love you

#15 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·


I'm laughing too hard to give a more detailed critique.

#16 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

This made no sense at all. +1

#17 · 1w, 4d ago · 2 · ·


Son, you've done gone and made me LIIVId.

#18 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

A gummy ecosystem? Sweet.

#19 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

This is the best thing I have ever read.

#20 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

Love it!

#21 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

Rarity clucked her tongue in disapproval. “One never knows when a picnic might break out, darling. As my dear father always said, ‘Hey hey hey, is that a pic-a-nic basket or are you just happy to see me’?”

This was the moment you've definitely earned my upvote. Wonderful and hilarious story, and you wrote both Rarity and Twilight very well and completely believable. Also great job staying in-character with the magic-eating gummy worms, I know how hard those are to write but you just can't do a decent story without them. :moustache:

So, if this is the second stupidest thing you've written, what's the first?

#22 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

Dammit, KoB.

#23 · 1w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

Is this tentacles

#24 · 1w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

When you realize there was no clop going on


#25 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>8169667 Praise Lofn!

#26 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

I can't stop laughing.

I can't.

Well played.

#27 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·


Well, I mean, if you want this dark spot on your resume...



The Bet is the dumbest horse thing I've ever written. It's the kind of stupid thing that is only funny to me.

#28 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·


I don't know. I just read it again yesterday and thought it was actually pretty clever. Aside from the fact that I couldn't really tell what the actual bet was... was it about card houses or baby alligator bear log rolling?

#29 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>8173565 I can live with it n_n

#30 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

Well, that happened.

I suppose they were both too overcome with emotion to realize they didn't have to actually eat the gummi worms, they could just take bites and spit them out, since the goal was just to cut them apart with their teeth.

#31 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

Troll 2 Cover Art.


#32 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

Pretty funny, but not enough Metal Gear references to sate my unnatural lusts.

200% Decent

#33 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

Well that was fun! And probably sticky... luckily we don't have holodecks yet.

I don't know what I'm getting excited for, but dammit that tagline has me getting excited better than Pavlov ever dreamed!

Seeing it in TSotRG 1&2 trained me well.

#34 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

I do so love it when you go completely fucking off the deep end KoB

#35 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

This was adorable! But let me get this straight: Twilight and Rarity were swallowed by a gummy worm/fish/creature?

#36 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

Wasn't this the title of a bad 1976 gross-out movie about evil killer swarms of worms?  


*Alondro... knows... EVERYTHING!*  :pinkiegasp:

And this story is a crossover with that... oooooooo... ok, I need to read this.  :pinkiecrazy:


Well... that was... oddly appropriate considering the movie.  :rainbowhuh:

#37 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

Twilight’s ears flickered in confusion. “I’m sorry, what?” Twilight asked, mouth agape. “You fantasize about your own death?”

“Mhmmmm, indubitably,” Rarity said, practically purring.

"One day Spikey will grow into that handsome hulking specimen of a dragon again, and when he does... ooo, the things he could do to a helpless, delectable little unicorn before devouring her in a single gulp!"

It was then, to her horror, that Twilight discovered Rarity was a vorarephile.  "KILL ME NOW!!" she screamed to the worms.  "HURRY!  IT MIGHT BE CONTAGIOUS!"  


#38 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

I like gummy candy. Just not too much of it at once. Those gummy cola bottles are pretty good.

#39 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

Geezus Christ.

#40 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

>>8169337 don't you mean, holy vomit?

#41 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

"I refuse to die knowing that the last thing to touch my poodle was some damned colorful gummy tentacle!”k

This is what I'm all about

#42 · 5d, 23h ago · · ·

this is pure magic

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