Petunia Paleo makes a discovery in the Badlands which turns Equestrian Paleontology on its ear: the largest intact coprolite known to ponykind.
Now with a reading (and commentary!) by The Barcast/Writer's Workshop.
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GOD DAMN IT, BISCUIT.
GOD. DAMN. IT.
~Skeeter The Lurker
you had to do a poop thread
this is what happens when you don't update OPP
I'm telling!!
Uncle Horse! Uncle Horse!
...
Biscuit, no.
Well...ok... I guess?
I'd say keep writing... But perhaps... Choose your topics better?
In before inevitable "oh shit son"
Hold on I got more.
The Biscuit is shit posting.
What a crappy topic.
Ok, I had nothing but crap for jokes, I'm sorry.
I knew what itm eant from the word go, so I was reading this story with a coprolite-eating grin on my face the whole time (in case the picture weren't obvious today.) He just had to say something, didn't he?
Uuuuugh, Admiral Biscuit.
That was some good shit, Biscuit.
(after reading)
Biscuit, YES.
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Now I know I've done good.
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It was either this for Christmas, or Sharktavia.
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The only thing that would have made this better, is if in a weird fit of... reciprocity? ...she had replaced it with one of her own for future generations.
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Too late.
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The puns, they burn us!
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I think Bad Horse knew damn well this would happen. And if, somehow, it gets featured, it will just validate his theory.
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I had to do it. I just had to.
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Thanks!
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Who says she didn't?
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That's a load of shit and you know it.
It's a pleasant warmth at best. Warms your cold heart.
This is one polished turd.
quick someone ponify Sharknado!
This was great.
Loved the feel or is that one of the story.
And using Petunia was just brilliant.
Hahaha! That was fantastic! I'm glad you didn't listen. To the Featured box!
This is amusing. And entirely unsurprising.
This story is kind of shitty
Well, every author has to write at least one crap story.
As you can tell, Im not much of an author.
Sorry Petunia... it really isn't. It is the second biggest piece of shit. The Biggest being a certain Prince from the Grand Galloping Gala.
Twi says, "You can learn a lot from reading this shit.
I mean crap! Oh, dammit!"
Good story! I like the use of the character, too!
This is also what happens when Bad Horse uses peer pressure!
Let me guess, you did this for shits and giggles? I hope you've managed to flush it out of your system.
I guess Sturgeon's Law applies to pony fic as well. 90% of everything is crap. It's just a little more literal in this case.
This is really gross.
I'm upvoting this shit story--take that how you will--just to see it if reaches the feature box. I'm sure bricks will be shit if it does.
shitbiscuit
back at it again with...
whatever... this is...
also OPP when
You know, I don't think I've seen any other stories starring Petunia Paleo before. And it's about her digging up fossilized droppings. Typical.
Geez, Biscuit, Bad Horse just plays you like a fiddle. Well, never mind.
I smell a multi-chapter sequel in the works, where the coprolite is stolen and Petunia Paleo teams up with Daring Do on a world spanning adventure chase to recover it. Call it Petunia Paleo and the Turdburglars of Hisanistan.
Goddammit, Biscuit.
I heard of shit posting, but this is rediculous
Story looks alright, but your cover art is crap.
So this is what I miss when I follow Bad Horse but not you.
…
… *follows*
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Appropriate for the season, I think.
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This is one polished turd.
No, this is a polished turd.
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Well, Sharktavia is a thing, and that's probably halfway there...
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The funny thing is I haven't seen that episode yet.
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Bad Horse should have seen this coming. Actually, he probably did, and this is somehow all part of his master plan.
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In some ways, I'm quite predictable. Also as soon as I thought of it as a coprolite, the story pretty much wrote itself.
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Not only is FimFic sadly lacking in stories about Petunia Paleo, it's also lacking in stories about coprolites. But not any more!
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Until he's fossilized, Petunia hasn't got that much interest in him.
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Thanks! She hasn't been in very many stories, apparently. Which is too bad; she's really cute.
It's super-effective.
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pfft.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet; I assume that the opposite is also true.
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Fun fact: you can tell what an extinct species ate by looking at its fossil poops.
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I'm sure that there will be a bunch of grinches if this actually somehow hits the feature box. And probably at least one thread about how shitty the feature box is.
Instead of Paleopony, why not Paleohippus?
Still, that's some ancient shit you dug up there.
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In the wise words of everyone, ever, "this is a thing that I read."
January something is the plan.
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It's criminal, that's what it is.
Hey, you can learn lots from fossilized poop. Paleontologists love the stuff.
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It's true, it's all true.
I would read the hell out of that.
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Here ahead of schedule. I shall read this soon, though the concept pleases me; Fimfiction just needs more good PoSiE stories.
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I smell a HR in the future...
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Isn't it just?
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I still owe you a story, too.
This story is a piece of shit!
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Because I'm not that clever when it comes to puns.
Old shit is the best shit.
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PoSiE? Dare I ask what that stands for?
I couldn't help myself; Bad Horse is really good at using reverse psychology on me.
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A giant piece of shit.
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PoSiE is a special and apt acronym that Bugsydor thought up for me after I wrote this story. If you can't guess it after that, I'll spell it out. I've got at least one more planned, but I just can't seem make enough of them.
Heck, I'll read anything with a picture.
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t in Equestria? I'd kind of suspected. . . .
Piece of s
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Thus proving Bad Horse's theorem. Dammit, he played me like a fiddle.
Of course you did Biscuit... Someone get Bad Horse over here.
Petunia Paleo is adorable. As long as you stick to the one screencap. Wears off fast if you listen to her dialogue.