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Joe can’t believe Fluttershy has never heard the word “kill” before, but he's happy to tell her what it means. She should be thanking him, really, for educating her so charitably.

Fluttershy simply isn’t sure if she can believe Joe.

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Why is the last half in bold?

...I can't believe I missed that. Wow. That's a big thing to miss.

I think that was an issue with the GDocs importer - added an extra [ /b ][ b ] to my story. But it's fixed now. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. :)

...Geez. I'm gonna go sit in the corner now >_>

Cute. Joe is, ahem, kind of a jerk

This was interesting.

7719371 It was a nice story nonetheless. :twilightsmile:

Well thank you, I'm glad to hear it :>

I love this story. I would like to know Joe's backstory though. asides form that your writing of Fluttershy is good!:pinkiehappy:

I think it was a good story, I hope you could make this a multi chapter story.

Odd little story.

Ahhh, this brings back memories of that CollegeHumor video with Batman and Patton Oswalt... :twilightsmile:

Fluttershy attempt to become more human in nature to befriend the human. I've a feeling it will work out just fine.

That was an interesting little story, Front. Joe seems to be a real jerk and enjoys tormenting those who sincerely want to be kind to him. He reminds me of some folks I work with! Twilight sure had him pegged, though.

Yes, Joe's kind of a jerk, but it makes Fluttershy the better pony for holding out and giving him the benefit of the doubt, and even to continue trying to be his friend. ^^ Even Joe kinda sorta recognizes that.

Lol. It took me awhile to get the meaning of his name, it was when twilight said it is when I got the joke.
Yo momma. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh man. If you could make this episodic showing the moments each of the mane six (except shy) gave up on him, That'd be fantastic.

Just a dude, who knows the Tropes... Out do cranky doodle donkey. Hilarious.

That's a new one. Got a few chuckles. I like it. :twilightsmile:

Excellent, chuckles acheived :rainbowdetermined2:

This was a good read to kill time
MC seems like a jerk but cultural and species differences makes the comedy for why Fluttershy is a tryhard at the expense of his fun


Well that was an interesting tale, nicely done.

Joe Mommuh lol I get it

Nice story, was a little funny.

Cute story... I'd guess "Joe" should make friends with someone more his style, like Discord, or Cranky Doodle...
I'd suspect that Fluttershy is familiar with things (at least fish) being killed in canon, but that doesn't change the story being fun.

Poor Fluttershy

Joe feels like an anti-brony stuck in Equestria and is hanging on to his hatred to keep his sanity because his mind is more fragile than he lets on.

I normally detest Fluttershy but at least she's cute, and you didn't use her canon levels of abject and overplayed 'Kindness' which I dislike. Believable and read-worthy.

“He calls all her parties ‘funerals’,” Twilight droned, “ ‘because my fading optimism dies at every one of these things’.”

I loved that person, this is great

I wonder how would Pinkie react if I were to say that I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.

During the conversation with Twilight I kept expecting the twist to be that he poisoned his own tea, but your twist was much better!

Funny thing: "Kill" has been used in the show, during Winter Wrap-Up. By Twilight Sparkle, no less.

Gosh darnit :|

Well just pretend this fic is AU then :p

7719371 I think this is the first time I've read a cynical story with a warming felling to it. :yay::heart:

That was a fun, albeit short read, it felt very on-par for the characters. I liked it and I'll admit it would be nice to see more of it.

—Josh S.

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