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In order to stop Tirek from stealing alicorn magic, Celestia and Luna must give their magic to Twilight. They also give up something else without realizing it.


A fic that spawned from a conversation between PegasusMesa and myself.

Thanks to m1ntf4n for editing help!

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They also give up something else? TGM, you dirty dog, you.

Majin Syeekoh
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Goddammit, TGM.

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"In order to save Equestria from total destruction, the princesses must give themselves up to Tirek.

In more ways than one."

All hail princess Discord

“I’ll try coming back later and picking up from where we left off… sorry for um… sorry.” Tirek grabbed the splinters of the door he ripped apart, and poorly reassembled them to form a door which he closed gently. It opened again as he stuck his head back in. “Oh and um… sorry for your loss, and all that.” The door closed softly again. Which quickly fell apart again soon after his departure.

Umm....Foiled Your plans?

I just.... I don't.... I..... What?

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Just then, the already destroyed doors were completely obliterated, and Tirek came storming in. “Okay, look.” He began with a deep sigh. “I’ve been thinking it over, and I really think I should be taking over Equestria right now. You both have lost your magic, the alicorn sisters are dead, and I don’t see any reason to—” He stopped as he caught sight of Twilight, spitting out Celestia’s hair and rolling around in her ashes, staining her coat with grey. “Okay, that pony needs some serious help. She is a mess.”

And He's back...

you should of said "Something to dust the ash off :trollestia:

Logical Tirek is best Tirek.

You should probably add the dark tag...

Why all the dislikes, ponies!? This is great! Good show, Writer. Earn thissen a like. :trollestia:

I'm not surprised if Twiliight turned out to be Luna's replacement and Cadence to be Celestia's replacement...

I really do like this, keep wondering what celestia was going to say, ah well, Keep up the good work.

So, Celestia and Luna just made
(Wait for it...) :pinkiesmile:


... ashes of themselves?
:facehoof:

TGM
TGM #16 · Apr 8th, 2016 · · 3 ·

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Now it shall rain pie every day. Free pie for everypony. Or something.

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Yes, let the confusion flooow through you.

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An opportunity for a good joke, wasted. :fluttershbad:

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Too bad his reasoning's flawed. :rainbowlaugh:

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There's nothing about this fic that is dark. It's pure comedy, and both my pre reader and my editor said it was fine without the dark tag. It'd be different if it actually was a dark fic, and some dark stuff was happening, but this is pure comedy and silliness through and through.

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as I said in the author's note, just something to shake the dust off. it certainly isn't my best work, so I'm definitely not expecting it to do the best either. :pinkiesmile:

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Thanks!

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Have you met my friend PegasusMesa? I have a feeling you two would get along well.

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The comedy comes from people dying and then having their remains defiled. That is the very definition of dark humour. You're the author, so in the end it is up to you, but I came in expecting something light-hearted. Instead I got an exercise in morbidity. I was simply suggesting a dark tag so potential readers would not be disappointed.

This is pretty messed up...I like it. :moustache:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Luna's dead!:raritycry::fluttercry::applecry::twilightangry2:

7107845 Nah, but I'll look them up. :D

Cadance worked her jaw, her eyes narrowing slightly in thought. “Twilight…”
“Yes?”
“I think Luna and Celestia might be dead.” Cadance stated.
“What? Pffft. No, c’mon. They’re the royal sisters. Nothing kills them.” Twilight laughed nervously.

Ha! Best part for me!

Meh, the ending was not as good, but the story was not bad.

As for my comment, basically what the guy below said. Unless he deletes his comment or something.

That was hilarious. From Tirek just awkwardly coming and going to Twilight's denial and Cadence's perfect seriousness, and then that ending :rainbowlaugh:

Morbid, but fun.

Welp. That happened.

7721680 HELL YEAH
DOODY ALL AROUND
7680133 EEYUP

7107169 ALL HAIL CHAOS FOR IT IS A WONDERFUL THING

And then it turns out this was Discords plan to take back Equestria all along.

Gotta love how Tirek goes from all-conquering lord of evil to awkward at the drop of a hat. Man, first fanfic I read in months and it was amazing. Thanks a lot for writing it.

TGM

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Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Not much else you can be when your previous arch enemy is nothing but a pile of ashes and hair in the mouth of her most prized student.

Good fun, excellent delivery.
I can think of a more slapstick ending with a solution/conclusion that would have been nice to wrap it up, but it was still great fun. :twilightsmile:

TGM

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Thank you! wrote this when I was in a sort of creative rut, also with the help of a friend who doesn't speak with me anymore, so it's a bit bittersweet.

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