• Member Since 15th Jul, 2012
  • offline last seen June 20th


I do things, sometimes.


Berry Punch likes to think that she's a fairly-normal pony, who lives in a fairly-normal town filled with other fairly-normal ponies.

Unfortunately, her house is anything but normal, in any sense of the word.

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Yeah, that accent works with Berry :pinkiehappy:

Also, with all those strange stuff happening to Berry in the show, it's no wonder she drinks...

Ey, that accent seems fittin' enough. Headcanon accepted. Other than that....

See?! I told you! But you said I was crazy!

I read the house dialogue in Peter Griffin's voice.

Once again, a problem is solved in the most brutal, effective, and cathartic means of all time.


Funnily enough, that was my first thought when the idea first came to me. "How would I deal with a situation like this, personally? Why, burn it to the ground, of course." :rainbowlaugh:


Words, my dear boy. Words.

Upvoted for Berry Punch, faved for the sheer stupidity and equal brilliance of this. Great short and silly story.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

so i was just on fimfiction and—HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FEATURED WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!:pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy::raritystarry::ajsmug::yay::moustache:

For some reason, whenever the house started talking, I imagined it having some slick New York accent like a Roaring 20's gangster. I don't know why, but it always seems funnier that way.:twilightblush:

Berry! Why? Why did you set me on fire Berry Punch!? Why didn't you just quit drinking! *long gasp* STOP WASTING TIME!

It's interesting that Derpy is among her reasons to drink... (the CMC should also be there – especially after Hearts and Hooves Day...)

I be like,
I wonder what else I thought I knew will turn out to be wrong…

“Shut up, nerd!” the burnt house yelled back. “You're just afraid of losing all your precious little books. You can't even read them!”

“Well, I... I could if I really wanted to!”

“Dude… Really?” the house across the street said with disbelief, and sighed. “I can't fucking believe you, dude…”

“Stuff it down your chimney,” the burnt house retorted. “At least I got to go out in, shall we say, a blaze of glory, eh? Eh?”

The surrounding block of houses collectively groaned at the pun.

This was the best part. I would read a story about just these wankers talking all day about the crap their tenants get in. :rainbowlaugh:

I was honestly thinking Discord.


You know what? I think that would be a great sequel/prequel/sidestory idea.

Kanzlerin, make it happen!

Thru-out this story I was thinking "If I was in this situation, I'd burn that ass-fuck of a house down".
I was very disappointed when that didn't make it dead. Thing had pretty much no redeeming qualities.

Isles accent

Nice, well played.

Fuller review here, but in brief: it's very silly, but that's no bad thing. Can't say I've seen the concept before, either! I did find Berry's accent hugely distracting, though, a bit like when people go all-out with writing AJ's dialogue.

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