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-TGM-


Working through some stuff.

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After a sudden realization about how Shining Armor became a captain in the Royal Guard, Rainbow Dash hatches an insidious plot to become Captain of the Wonderbolts by following in his hoofsteps in the only appropriate manner...

By sleeping with a Princess, of course!


A collab fic with Doccular42. Needless to say, neither of us were in our right minds when we created this.

Pre-reading done by PegasusMesa and PheonixStarr

Editing done by m1ntf4n.

all are awesome!

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Comment posted by Swan Song deleted Aug 25th, 2015
Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

Goddammit, TGM.

Indeed Rainbow.... it truly was..... WORTH IT.

She is more powerful now. She could always flip the ceiling of her friendship castle.

Good prank Dashie. Did you coordinate with Cadance beforehoof? And were all your friends really that busy?

I like the way you portray Cadence, It is really hard to stifle my laughter. Thumbs up from me

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thats how cadence looked at twilight the entire time

If I were Shining I would be laughing my ass off at my younger sibling's expense

And a prank like that is a good way to never get to the top too, Rainbow.

I was right about Cadence!!!! She really is a Sado-Masochist!!!!!

This is art in its truest form.

"Bosoms." ~Princess Cadence, 2k15

“So then the question is, which Princess should it be?” Rainbow thought, and looked around the room before her gaze rested on Twilight. Slowly, a smile creeped across her face.
Twilight frowned. “Rainbow, don’t you dare!”
“Oh, my,” Cadence said.
Shining looked back and forth among the three mares. “Is this really happening right now?”
Rainbow Dash looked away from everypony. She stared at the other side of the room and closed her eyes. “You know, Twilight…”
“Sweet Celestia, this is happening right now…” Shining Armor put his hooves over his eyes. “I can’t watch…”
“I can!” Cadence exclaimed. She leaned forward with a massive grin plastered on her face.

“In your bosom?” Cadence suggested.
“Don’t help her!” Twilight snapped. She glared at her sister-in-law and then once again hid her face.
“This isn’t happening… This isn’t happening…” Shining rocked back and forth in his chair. “Too… Awkward…”
“Yes. In my bosom,” Dash said.
“He he,” Cadence chuckled. “She said bosom.”

There's not enough memes to show how hard I'm laughing. It hurts so much right now. I couldn't even get the rest of Shining Armor.

And to everyone saying it was a good prank, are you sure it was a prank?

That was amazing. "Worth it" indeed. :rainbowlaugh:

Rainbow, you can't just begin to talk about your promotion right after sex. You gotta ease into it, take her on a few more dates, then get the promotion.

I'm going up, up, up!
Fuck to the top!

Ri2

Soooo…why was Spike dressed like that?

6357291

Was it really? Getting blasted through the skies by the equivalent of an arcane goddess, that was worth it? :p


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No sir, you are brilliant!


6357392
But who said it was a prank? :ajsmug:

maybe she just actually believed that would work... :rainbowlaugh:


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Princess Cadence is best troll.

Thanks!


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I know, right? such an awkward situation. >.>


6357634
Instead, he is quite possibly scarred for life.


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Oh she'll get to the top... of the atmosphere if she keeps going. :rainbowlaugh:


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:rainbowhuh: a what now?


6357735
Bosoms.

That is all.


6357756
See? He gets it! :pinkiehappy:

Maybe... :rainbowdetermined2:

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Once Rainbow eventually lands, she may not agree with her earlier statement... :fluttershyouch:


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Straight up to the top!


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Why not?

But.... was it a prank... was it real....

I have no idea anymore.....

After all, even though she didn't get her promotion... Rainbow tapping that bosom probably was a once in a lifetime experience so.... that would be a reason for: Worth it.

Or it was just a prank as some thought....

6357813 what do ya mean 'maybe'? I'm certain that Dash actually has feelings for Twilight.

Dash, you’re doing it wrong. If you're trying to sleep your way to the top, you don't sleep with the most protocol-obsessed princess of them all. If anything, Twilight would be so worried about not unduly favoring her girlfriend, she'd overcompensate and pass you over for a promotion you actually deserve.

6357813 At least he opted to stay; his guard training must've given him that courage to stick around. I'd have zipped out of there as soon as possible.

Shining Armor put his hooves over his eyes. “I can’t watch…”

“I can!” Cadence exclaimed.

Me too!!

Good work!

6357813

Take the last train to Clarksville, and I’ll meet you by the station

You might want to change that to last train to Maresville or something, just to be on the safe side. Same with Under the Sea. Nitpicking aside, that was awesome, laugh out loud funny in places. Have an upvote, and five moustaches :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

HOW IS THIS NOT FEATURED?!:rainbowderp:

My sides... have left the orbit... ask nasa 4 help... I'm dying but... it was worth it

6357948 It is, in the non-mature box.

I feel like this while fic probably started as a passive-agressive criticism of 90% of Twidash fics.

This was very funny. My only critique I'd that Shining Armor got really one-note once Rainbow started her "confession". His reaction wasn't the point though, so it didn't bother me that much.

“... and so I said, ‘No! That’s not my dog!’” Cadence finished. Twilight and Shining armor erupted into laughter, while Rainbow Dash simply sipped at her bottle of angry pasture.

Missed a capital.

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It's actually in the mature box too. =]

Cannot. Give. Enough. Thumbs-ups.

Also:

sipped at her bottle of angry pasture

I see what you did there. And now I need my Cider.

But Dash, in order for you to be recognised for your...deed... for promotion, wouldn't you have to tell some that you....

...

...

Ah.

Yes.

Oh dear.

I think someone ought to, at the very least, premptively take the staff of the Foal Free Press into protective custody.

poor Shining :rainbowlaugh:
let's give him some help

“So then the question is, which Princess should it be?” Rainbow thought, and looked around the room before her gaze rested on Twilight. Slowly, a smile creeped across her face.

I hate to ruin this hilarious moment but it should be 'crept'.

I couldn't stop laughing xD Oh man! This, deserves all my yes! My sides! I can't quote this story, because there's too much to fit into this tiny ass comment box!

Bravo man, bravo, this was a work of pure awesomeness! XD 10/10 would read again! :rainbowlaugh:
hehehe, keep it up!

Row, row, row your boat, really Shining?
Much more appropriate is the Cambridge version.

"Row, row, row your punt,
Gently down the Stream.
Belts Off, Trousers down,
Isn't life a scream;
OI!".

A vigorous hip-thrust should accompany the OI, as per the ancient and ignoble traditions of Cambridge.

oh. mai. gawd.
that was soo hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:
i haven't laughed that hard in a while XD

This one fic has made my whole month worth it.

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Well, because Rainbow Dash has enough pride that she would be really upset if it were just given to her, not through her own abilities. Also she is not stupid enough to think it would work. Plus Cadance was too knowing about it.

What the hfil, TGM. :rainbowlaugh:

That was hilarious! Loved Shining's slow decent into madness. Thumbs up and fave time here!

After a sudden realization about how Shining Armor became a captain in the Royal Guard, Rainbow Dash hatches an insidious plot to become Captian of the Wonderbolts by following in his hoofsteps in the only appropriate manner...

Captain

“Ba-ba-ba, ba-banana.”

BARON DA!

Twilight muttered. “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”
Twilight becomes Farnsworth 5 stars
No pur filter no stars
Total: 4/5 stars not bad

Cadance's personality in this is lovely.

You go into Fimfiction. And you get DENADADEN. You go read some Fics. At the Forums. They say, 'DIS STORY HOT RIGHT NOW!' I take it out. I read it. Like it." DENADADEN"

WHY CAN'T I PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON MORE THAN ONCE?!?!?!?!?

Somewhat disappointed that it wasn't necessarily a true TwiDash, but that was hilarious all the same.

It's so insulting to Shining Armor to insinuate that he only got those rapid promotions because he was dating Cadance. Clearly he also got those promotions because his sister was Celestia's personal student!

Dash was lovely (as she always is) but the true gold of this story was Cadance. Good god Cadance.... Respect!

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