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After a sudden realization about how Shining Armor became a captain in the Royal Guard, Rainbow Dash hatches an insidious plot to become Captain of the Wonderbolts by following in his hoofsteps in the only appropriate manner...
By sleeping with a Princess, of course!
A collab fic with Doccular42. Needless to say, neither of us were in our right minds when we created this.
Pre-reading done by PegasusMesa and PheonixStarr
Editing done by m1ntf4n.
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Goddammit, TGM.
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<3
Indeed Rainbow.... it truly was..... WORTH IT.
She is more powerful now. She could always flip the ceiling of her friendship castle.
Good prank Dashie. Did you coordinate with Cadance beforehoof? And were all your friends really that busy?
I like the way you portray Cadence, It is really hard to stifle my laughter. Thumbs up from me
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thats how cadence looked at twilight the entire time
Poor Shiny
If I were Shining I would be laughing my ass off at my younger sibling's expense
And a prank like that is a good way to never get to the top too, Rainbow.
I was right about Cadence!!!! She really is a Sado-Masochist!!!!!
This is art in its truest form.
"Bosoms." ~Princess Cadence, 2k15
There's not enough memes to show how hard I'm laughing. It hurts so much right now. I couldn't even get the rest of Shining Armor.
And to everyone saying it was a good prank, are you sure it was a prank?
That was amazing. "Worth it" indeed.
Rainbow, you can't just begin to talk about your promotion right after sex. You gotta ease into it, take her on a few more dates, then get the promotion.
I'm going up, up, up!
Fuck to the top!
Soooo…why was Spike dressed like that?
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Was it really? Getting blasted through the skies by the equivalent of an arcane goddess, that was worth it? :p
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No sir, you are brilliant!
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But who said it was a prank?
maybe she just actually believed that would work...
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Princess Cadence is best troll.
Thanks!
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I know, right? such an awkward situation. >.>
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Instead, he is quite possibly scarred for life.
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Oh she'll get to the top... of the atmosphere if she keeps going.
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a what now?
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Bosoms.
That is all.
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See? He gets it!
Maybe...
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Once Rainbow eventually lands, she may not agree with her earlier statement...
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Straight up to the top!
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Why not?
But.... was it a prank... was it real....
I have no idea anymore.....
After all, even though she didn't get her promotion... Rainbow tapping that bosom probably was a once in a lifetime experience so.... that would be a reason for: Worth it.
Or it was just a prank as some thought....
6357813 what do ya mean 'maybe'? I'm certain that Dash actually has feelings for Twilight.
Dash, you’re doing it wrong. If you're trying to sleep your way to the top, you don't sleep with the most protocol-obsessed princess of them all. If anything, Twilight would be so worried about not unduly favoring her girlfriend, she'd overcompensate and pass you over for a promotion you actually deserve.
6357813 At least he opted to stay; his guard training must've given him that courage to stick around. I'd have zipped out of there as soon as possible.
Me too!!
Good work!
That was awesome xD
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You might want to change that to last train to Maresville or something, just to be on the safe side. Same with Under the Sea. Nitpicking aside, that was awesome, laugh out loud funny in places. Have an upvote, and five moustaches
HOW IS THIS NOT FEATURED?!
My sides... have left the orbit... ask nasa 4 help... I'm dying but... it was worth it
6357948 It is, in the non-mature box.
I feel like this while fic probably started as a passive-agressive criticism of 90% of Twidash fics.
This was very funny. My only critique I'd that Shining Armor got really one-note once Rainbow started her "confession". His reaction wasn't the point though, so it didn't bother me that much.
Missed a capital.
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It's actually in the mature box too. =]
Cannot. Give. Enough. Thumbs-ups.
Also:
I see what you did there. And now I need my Cider.
But Dash, in order for you to be recognised for your...deed... for promotion, wouldn't you have to tell some that you....
...
...
Ah.
Yes.
Oh dear.
I think someone ought to, at the very least, premptively take the staff of the Foal Free Press into protective custody.
poor Shining
let's give him some help
I hate to ruin this hilarious moment but it should be 'crept'.
I couldn't stop laughing xD Oh man! This, deserves all my yes! My sides! I can't quote this story, because there's too much to fit into this tiny ass comment box!
Bravo man, bravo, this was a work of pure awesomeness! XD 10/10 would read again!
hehehe, keep it up!
Row, row, row your boat, really Shining?
Much more appropriate is the Cambridge version.
"Row, row, row your punt,
Gently down the Stream.
Belts Off, Trousers down,
Isn't life a scream;
OI!".
A vigorous hip-thrust should accompany the OI, as per the ancient and ignoble traditions of Cambridge.
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My obligation has been fullfilled
oh. mai. gawd.
that was soo hilarious.
i haven't laughed that hard in a while XD
This one fic has made my whole month worth it.
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Well, because Rainbow Dash has enough pride that she would be really upset if it were just given to her, not through her own abilities. Also she is not stupid enough to think it would work. Plus Cadance was too knowing about it.
What the hfil, TGM.
That was hilarious! Loved Shining's slow decent into madness. Thumbs up and fave time here!
Captain
Cadance's personality in this is lovely.
You go into Fimfiction. And you get DENADADEN. You go read some Fics. At the Forums. They say, 'DIS STORY HOT RIGHT NOW!' I take it out. I read it. Like it." DENADADEN"
WHY CAN'T I PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON MORE THAN ONCE?!?!?!?!?
Somewhat disappointed that it wasn't necessarily a true TwiDash, but that was hilarious all the same.
It's so insulting to Shining Armor to insinuate that he only got those rapid promotions because he was dating Cadance. Clearly he also got those promotions because his sister was Celestia's personal student!
Dash was lovely (as she always is) but the true gold of this story was Cadance. Good god Cadance.... Respect!
I don't know which killed me more, Shining singing to himself while terrified or Dash at the end.
Bravo!
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