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Samey90
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
Samey90
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That was brilliant. Derpy has best booty. Much mass. So explosive. Especially when she eats Rainbow's tacos.
Now let's see Twilight's reaction to the Doctor's published findings.
That was a brilliant tale, I must admit. I don't read much but I feel honoured to have read this. Thank you, Samey.
That's one helluvah pickup line.
(pls let me do a collab with you)
That was... beautiful...
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I must replicate the results!
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This needs to happen
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Never underestimate the quiet ones
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Now someone has to write "Derpy Eats Rainbow's Tacos" xD
One of the weirdest stories I've read for sometime.
I didn't know you write, my friend.
We should write about Derpy's butt more often.
6187002 You write clop now? Amazing! Do more!
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Well, I wrote, like, two clopfics already: Berry Punch Takes Manehattan (probably the most complicated plot from my clopfics, but those were my first clop scenes ever) and Three Gems, which has Rarity and Sparkler.
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Though I guess it'd go weird...
Oh yeah
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Well, I pretty much covered every genre except anthro and crossover. Though my fics are rarely noticed.
Raunchy and riotous all at once. I love it.
6186735 Best line of the story.
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Thanks
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Little notice? You're gonna surpass me before long. And I'm a top 500 fimfic author!
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Maybe. Though there's always magnum opus dissonance...
I... uh... I'm not sure how to react XD I read it in their voices and I kept cracking up XD
Good lord, this, this was great man, this was great XD
Derpy has best butt, she's got dat boootay~ :D
Hehehe, nice job, keep it up.
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Hahahaha
Derpy Muffins Hooves
I approve! I see we're going with M.A. Larson's naming. Good job my friend.
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Anal is not my thing. But, a nice fic nonetheless.
6188238 so your fics being noticed is a *puts on sunglasses* rarity
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Also:
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6189957 Thanks man, I couldn't find the video
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Thanks
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I just googled CSI: Miami. Also, I like that Littlepip in your avatar.
6189994 Thanks, Fallout: Equstria is my second favorite story
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I know. Everyone knows me for Hot Button Beach Day, which I wrote for the lulz.
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Oh yeah, I remember that one. Though I prefer Racer and the Geek.
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What's the first, then?
I love it too
Property damage?
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Oh good lord...
6190241 "My New Life in Equstria" trilogy By: Max_Bezzey
I know it's kind of cheating by choosing a trilogy , but they are all really fucking good
But Doctor, you need a control in order for the experiment to be accurate. I'm sure Twilight would want to help with the science
I got a sad boner.
This was actually fun to read. I chuckled more times then I thought I would and enjoyed reading every word. Nicely done on you and your collaborator.
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Silliness for the sake of silliness. Well done.
So many puns. I love it. This was freakin brilliant
Sex in the name of science. I can't think of anything clever to say to that, but this was a funny read.
Wow ranchy anal sex filled with weirdly placed scientific phrases. . . I love it!
Also, funny how Doc seems to be just about clueless about everything sexual and Derpy leading him on like that. Well I guess he learned something new from exploring the "Black Hole of Entropy".
My physics... What have you done to my physics!?
*Le dives into the fic, not noticing the big red "M" in the corner*
*One fic reading later*
I have been changed. For better or for worse, I have yet to know.
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Oh yeah. His paper would need a peer review...
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Why so sad?
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This would end in a trip to Redheart...
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When it comes to clop, we had a few good teachers 
Thanks
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Thanks
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Science is always important
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Are you planning to finish it?
Oh yeah
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Well, it is about friction...
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I had the same feeling when I first read a clopfic...
THIS.......... Was one of the most hilarious clopfics I have ever read!
It takes a special type of stupid, to get her to do this.
6192428 Oh, no, this is not the first one I've read, unfortunately. When I was first on Fimfic, I kept mistaking "Mature" for "Gore."
I wasn't sure what to think when I was 'anal' as a tag in the description, but i have to say, this story was very well written. i don't write clopfics myself, but I will read them sometimes, and this is one of the best ones I've come across. It was funny too, from Doc's reactions and words. His cluelessness put a smile on my face despite how smart he's supposed to be.
I'm... Unsure of what I just read
Dat mass.