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Clip-Clop


All the clop, all the time.

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Just clop does not equal romance. Just letting you know that.

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I got it, don't worry.

Isn't the title tautological? If Zephyr is the only human, and thus the only man, in Equestria he must, by definition, be the sexiest.

The soundtrack of the story

shut up guise it all makes sense cuz he's the sexiest man in the history of ever

all the girls squeal and orgasm at the sight of his glorious 8-pack

Just about the definition of pointless clop. Well, a teaser for the definition of pointless clop. Was a fun read, just don't come here for deep characterization, heh.

Comment posted by Secrets101 deleted Feb 25th, 2014

Oh god, the cliches. I can't even count them all. :derpyderp1:

Not bad but i would have loved if you would go into a sex with the griffes minotars, Dimond dogs and dragons i mean gods teh dragon's and mintor chicks tits must fucken gigatic!!!!!

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Who said I wouldn't?:raritywink:

4000089 you seem to focus on his romance with Twi so far.

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We're only two chapters in. Keep your shirt on.

:moustache::moustache::moustache: a lot better plot wise and with character depth

4004742 I agree. Overall this is turning into an okay fic, but the profession of love at the end seems a little rushed.

3998991 Thomas the tank engine has had enough

4000096 you couldn't even keep your shirt on mate :duck:

The Sue is strong with this one.

Das ist güt. Mustache for you :moustache:

nou

not bad, considering you lost a ton when the site went.

Very good ma friend

good.. I like it. DANCING! :derpytongue2:

4033361 Wait. when did the site went? (go) i haven't see any problems

Nobody press the like button no more, its at 69:rainbowkiss:

This really earns a Comedy tag, and yet manages to have some touching moments as well.

The reference by chance was 'Surprise' the first design that was present for Pinkie?

3998991 I guess you could say he got hit. . .
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By a train.

(referring to the gif not the story, because I know there will be that one guy (or gal) who gets confused.)

I looked at your profile picture, then, to see the banner of Lyra and Bon Bon sitting on a bench. I lol'd.

Very nice, I wonder what other books Twilight had read or will read on the future now that they had a relationship, maybe she can ask when could they had another date, or what is the protocol from now on…or maybe even ask how much do they wait before starting the herd, I can totally see her get scare and excited to start the relationship

P.S: She got excited when giving directions? Yeah call it right now…Twilight is the mare that like to dress as a school girl, be direct and/or like to be dominated and call her special one master

That was very sweet. Who knew clop could be adorable?

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You don't read enough clop, then. There are a number of stories that are far better than what I've written, especially if you're looking for more romantic stuff. Xenophilia is probably the best example. It was literally too good for me to get off to.

4734160 I don't generally read clop at all, at least not clop for clop's sake. It gets repetitive after awhile, same as real porn. There are, after all, only so many ways to fulfill a biological function.

I've read Xenophilia. While the sex and romance didn't really do much for me, I quite enjoyed the world in which it took place. That's why the ending chapped my ass so completely: all those unanswered questions.

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You should check some of the weirder stuff, if you get bored. Tentacle stuff is my personal favorite. There's even live-action tentacle videos.

Also, have you read Side Stories or Further Tales at all for Xenophilia? They both do a lot of world-based explanation, as well as Xenophile's Guide to Equestria. If you haven't read them already, you might want to.

4739846 Hah, yeah they're numbers 1000 and 1001 on my read later list. The blurbs looked really interesting, though.

I try out some of the weird stuff occasionally (just read this AiE thing by DeviledText where Luna is a cyborg with interchangeable genitalia and Anon is her paramour. Not bad) but honestly, I'll take story over sex any old time.

YES!!!!! Next step: Celestia!!!! After all, he is the sexiest man in Equestria, he deserves all the bitches!!!

Jejeje, oh Luna and Twilight just did it…they unless the beast a beast that they are aroused and fear at the same time a beast only they know, and love complete, Luna will be more than touch that he is using fear to get close to her and don't look like someone to be afraid but someone that can be as scary as her.

Je next chapter the big revelation, to the 6 friends, jejeje but why I keep having this weird though of Pinkie whispering to them that if they want to had a naughty private party with her they only need to ask wink and give them a card and Rarity asking if the lingerie she borrow from her works?

"Not a herd. Only herbivores have herds." "I am an apex predator. So no, not a herd. This will be my pack."

Preach it brother, preach it!:yay:

No one blames you dude, I am actualy surprised that so many authors can actualy give Zecora even a single line, because, Jeezus H. Fucking Christ, just how hard it is to rhyme?!?!?! Oh... Rhyme not intented

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Christ, strangely enough, rhymes with... Well, rhyme... Somewhat

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I was thinking 'line' and 'rhyme', myself.

4774766 ... No it doesn't. Unless you have some strange accent I'm not aware of.

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