Just about the definition of pointless clop. Well, a teaser for the definition of pointless clop. Was a fun read, just don't come here for deep characterization, heh.
Comment posted by Secrets101 deleted Feb 25th, 2014
This was especially apparent when the second griffon showed up, because she was a female.
And she had tits.
Big, round, feathery tits.
"What are you staring at, creep!?!"
"I'm sorry miss, you're existence just destroyed everything I know about biological evolution. No offense was meant. I'm going to go drink excessively now."
Just clop does not equal romance. Just letting you know that.
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I got it, don't worry.
Isn't the title tautological? If Zephyr is the only human, and thus the only man, in Equestria he must, by definition, be the sexiest.
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Precisely!
The soundtrack of the story
shut up guise it all makes sense cuz he's the sexiest man in the history of ever
all the girls squeal and orgasm at the sight of his glorious 8-pack
Just about the definition of pointless clop. Well, a teaser for the definition of pointless clop. Was a fun read, just don't come here for deep characterization, heh.
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Oh god, the cliches. I can't even count them all.
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All aboard the Trope Express!
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3998991 Thomas the tank engine has had enough
Nobody press the like button no more, its at 69
3998991 I guess you could say he got hit. . .
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By a train.
(referring to the gif not the story, because I know there will be that one guy (or gal) who gets confused.)
I'm creating a clopfic of my own. Here's a small part of it.
This goes one for fifty more chapters....
"What are you staring at, creep!?!"
"I'm sorry miss, you're existence just destroyed everything I know about biological evolution. No offense was meant. I'm going to go drink excessively now."
Looks like someone has the Lady Killer perk.
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Genius! This comment is pure, original, geniusly made, humor!.
*APPLAUDS LOUDLY*