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Wanderer D

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Scootaloo missed out on being adopted. Again.

Or did she?

A surprise visit shows Scootaloo that parents can come in all shapes and forms. They can be cute and cuddly and pony-like... or they can be Muay Thai Deathgods. Either way, she's bound to have fun.

Warning: Random. Trigger Word: Random. Do not read if not like: Random.
Warning 2: Might contain an actual plot. No promises.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 120 )

Well. That was an interesting read.

~Skeeter The Lurker

It's apachi. Thats good enough for me.:pinkiehappy:

That was hilarious can't wait to see more.:rainbowkiss:

Hm, came here expecting Sagat, and got something far better. Wouldn't mind seeing a continuation of this.

rEALLY? Appachai Hoppachai? Kenichi Kun! Meet My new daughter! "She's a pony." But she has wings, are they like appa, buffalo wings?"

I just... I— I'm sorry, okay?

Don't be, it was awesome ! :yay:

Wh-what the buck did I just read!?

You wonderful, wonderful man. Apachai is the most lovable muay thai deathgod of all time. I'm not even ashamed to say I cried when that dude punched a hole in his chest.

2612278 I have no clue, I'm going to have to put this on the readlater list because I need to head to bed, night:rainbowlaugh:

it has Scoots, what's not to like? :scootangel:

I was kind of expecting Adon rather than Sagat, but this was an excellent read! :rainbowlaugh:


....You broke my brain....

Okay I could actually see the Kenichiverse as part of the MLP crossover section.

I just... I— I'm sorry, okay?

I'm not. :rainbowwild:


^ me reading this one-shot

I saw Fluttershy first, and I was interested, then I spotted Appachai and I was :derpyderp1: Then I saw who wrote it and, well, here I am. Please tell me he has learned how to hold back by this point.:unsuresweetie:

Here I was thinking he was Sagat... very funny Wanderer, very funny indeed.



. . . . Apachai Hopachai.

Whelp. It's official.

D is the master overlord of the internets.

HAHAHHAHAH.*wheezing cough*

pfffffff oh god

that passage now makes sense with this context, thank you :trollestia:

This is godmode. It needs a sequel. APAPAPAPAPA!

I don't know what I just read, but I love it.

... .... ........ ................ *brain collapses* Apachi from Kenichi married to Fluttershy... adopting Scootaloo... ... ... *reads for a bit more* Okay, why not? *favs*

(This was actually rather entertaining. :D)

On the one hand, this chapter is pretty much pure crack, and I don't really like pure crack.
On the other hand, this is Kenichi, and there are so few Kenichi fics I mentally give any I read a bump up on my likeability list.
On the third hand, Appachi and Fluttershy would actually make a good couple.
On the fourth hand, your grammar's pretty good, and your prose is readable.
All in all... 4/5 stars.

I don't get it!
I keep putting quarters in, but the story won't continue!

So, I go to the Newest Stories, and see a random-sounding title. Lots of Scootadoption going on lately, I thinks to meself. But wait... it's by Wanderer D?!?

And so I read it.

I.....I have no words for this. I enjoyed it. :rainbowlaugh:

Dear Wanderer D,
I fucking hate you.
~Common Sense


Author's Note:
I just... I— I'm sorry, okay?

No you're not. :pinkiecrazy:

I wish for more

The literal lolz.


We need more of these fics where Scootaloo is adopted and raised by different people of the multiverse...

1. Ranma Saotome (Ranma One-Half)
2. Spartan-117 (Halo)
3. Shinji Ikari (or Rei Ayanami)
4. Deckard Cain (Diablo)
5. James Bond (enough said)
6. Seven of Nine (Voyager) OR Captain Picard (TNG) OR Kirk (TOS)
7. Superman
8. Tony Stark (oh gods!)
9. Ghost Rider

Too many others...

Well this was...interesting.

The End?

me: We can only hope!
:scootangel:: For more?
me: NO

Apachi and Fluttershy, Apachi and Fluttershy, best combination ever

Wow. This is one of the only stories on here that made my stomach hurt from laughing so much. Well done, WD-40. Well done. Have a like.

I, for one, welcome Scootaloo's new parents! :trollestia:

This...made sense somehow.

*scratches head*

I'm...loosing it, ain't it? I must be going crazy.

Bless this for being a thing.

2614690 Indeed, but I wish I could have been the one to say it! :rainbowlaugh:

I seriously think you should continue this... Apachi x Shy sounds too cute (and he is good with children)

Well that was entertaining :rainbowlaugh:

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