The Tasty Treat becomes a successful restaurant, despite not having the three-hoof rating that makes all the restaurants in Restaurant Row successful. The Queen of Cuisine, Zesty Gourmand, will not let this stand without criticism.

Unfortunately for her, somepony else will not let her flawed method of critiquing restaurants go unpunished. And he's not holding back anything. No way in Hell, especially in his own kitchen.

Spoilers for Season 6 Episode 12

Random Oneshot Idea that just popped in my head.

Contains vulgar language and verbal bashing (Judging from the cover art, you can tell why).

When Fluttershy leaves Discord alone for some time, he becomes utterly bored and thinks going to a bar for the first time in a thousand years is a good idea, it turns out to be a very bad idea…Discord is going to get wild and chaotic thanks to a little hit of liquor.

a collab with my friend nyxknight

Nick was your average human being. He mostly kept to himself, not really having any friends. That all changed when he found a mysterious gem while walking through his local park. Now he's woken up in Equestria, where he must make the ultimate sacrifice to save it from total destruction.

Disclaimer: While this takes place after the Cutie Remark, for the sake of simplicity, the Elements of Harmony defeated King Sombra, Queen Chrysallis and Lord Tirek.

Thanks to RocSushi for editing and brainstorming. A special thanks to CategoricalGrant for setting me on the right path with a massive edit to the beginning chapters.

Coverart provided by The Sleepless Beholder!

If you loved this story, you can find the sequel on my page as well. (Can't link since it is rated M)

So, I was living a fairly normal life, going to school, reading fanfics, marvelling at the magnificence of the internet and humanity at large, you know, a totally normal person. Then, suddenly, I wasn't. No biggie, because every brony's dream came true for me: I was reborn as a pony, an Alicorn even! That sounds great, right? Ah, aha, um, nope! Not when I'm the "son" of God-Empress Celestia of the Holy Empire of Equestria, who would make even the Imperium of 40k balk at her xenophobia and egomania. Well, I've got magic, that has to count for something, right?

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2017-07-09: Holy salmon, I've been featured. My first ever story got featured. In 3 days. I have no idea what I did to have the honour, but thank you all!

Edit: Here's a picture of the main character, Solus:
https://www.hostingpics.net/viewer.php?id=886997Solus.png

Meet Dave an average 19 Year old Guy in College with Friends who is a huge Pokemon Fan and also a Brony.

At least thats who he was before an accident with a Truck who's Driver probably had a Beer too much.

He had expected to wake up in a Hospital with everything white, a loud Beeping Noise and his Friends and Family by his side. But he didn't expected nor wanted to 'wake up' in Heaven with an Angel who said he Died too early but couldn't send him Back to his Live on Earth. So the Angel gave him an Offer, he could stay in Heaven and 'Live' on there or he could send him to another Live in another Universe but in Order to Survive he would need 'Powers' and a new Body .

Powers that Dave would Choose and so he chose. He asked for many things but the Things that were given to him were:

All Bending Technique's from Avatar the Last Airbender
The Powers to manipulate Time so he can Time Travel or 'make' something young again
The Ability to shape Space so he could shape everything he could Imagine
The Ability to shapeshift and Hover/Fly
Telepathy (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telepathy )
Telekinesis (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis )
(The Telekinesis will 'Level Up' depending on how much he uses it wich will be A Lot so therse a Big chance He will get to the Master Level Maybe Ultimate but I doubt It since It would be too OP)

And so He was launched into this new Dimension. But before that he chose a new Body and since he was such a Huge Pokemon Fan he already had a new Body in his Mind and since he didn't wan't to become anything from My Little Pony, he chose his favorite Pokemon a Mew.

So the Angel send him into this new World in the new Dimension, but what he didn't expect was to Land in Equestria. But for now he has to get a hold of his Powers and how to use them all while he hides from Pony kind ... for now. Until a certain Lavender Coated Unicorn, her Friends and her Teacher set out to find the great magical anomaly that happened.

Just so all of you Know this Im German and this is my First Story.

Hank is a run of the mill cattle dog doing what normal cowdogs do when he isn't patrolling deadly pastures, fighting off a whole pack cannibal coyotes, laying down ranch law, dealing with a lazy assistant and the list goes on.

As Head of Ranch Security, his daily routine was a tried and true schedule personally tested by Hank himself. So when he wakes up in the middle of the desert his first instincts is to use the sun and his good old nose to get him home. What he finds instead isn't the ranch or Slim's house, but a town chalk full of confused horses thinking they're people!

Hank needs to get back home before Pete the cat installs a dictatorship or the coyotes invade but first it looks like this cowdog has to lay down the law and restore order to these adorably colorful horses.
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Arc 1: The Abilene Appleoosian
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Cover art isn't mine, just google 'Hank the Cowdog' and search images.

The pony has lost his memories. Left to himself, he wanders the streets of Canterlot. Despite his misfortune, he finds his ‘one and only’.

Why worry about amnesia when there is a wedding to go to? It’s not like the forgotten past can haunt.

[You may also enjoy the Youtube reading and mp3 download that are available for this story.]

Here's what the readers are saying about it:

I saw it as an allegory about how a desire to seek love clashes with itself. Those who seek love never stop doing so, and they hurt themselves and the people they love by doing it in the first place. It tells me that staying away from romance is the safe bet, and I approve. ~ Snakeskin Ducttape

On a whim, Rarity runs off to see Zecora about a certain variety of tea. En route she happens across Aengus Meagher, a Pokémon trainer with questionable morals who has hit his wall, unable to defeat Bruno of the Indigo League's Elite Four. Aengus is on a journey, traveling far from his home region on a quest to find something, anything that could help him overcome this stumbling block. Somehow he slips into Equestria for a few minutes, and out in the Everfree happens across a certain white unicorn, and, well...

Rarity gets caught.

These are their adventures.

So...the new tag thing complicates how I’m gonna put this out there. The story doesn’t start needing a Dark tag, but it will grow Dark as it goes on. There are at least two other “tags” that will spoil major plot points later on, and thus are left off.

Not your typical Pony-Pokémon crossover, although you will get exactly what it says on the tin. Some chapters are more about the comedy, others about the drama, though most will have some of each. Sex tag for innuendo.

Now with suggested music for a given section; look for the itty-bitty hyperlinked text. Most of these tracks are from the Pokémon series and side games, appropriate to where they are (but not all of them...sometimes I was looking for a certain vibe I couldn't find in the OSTs); it's just what I thought would fit best in a given area.

Names chosen were based off of common given and family names of selected nationalities in combinations where I know no one personally with either. Any likeness to any person, real or in a different fictional story, is purely coincidental (hooray, C.Y.A. disclaimers).

A Knight was summoned to help Nightmare Moon take the throne, but when she fails her summon remains, following his last order to stop all beings from entering the castle while his Queen fights for the throne, but upon Nightmare's return he receives new orders...

(Light Gore in select chapters)

The Hawhinny archipelago lies hundreds of miles off the coast of Las Pegasus, a full day by air and weeks by boat. Peaceful, laid-back and touristy, it is the land's gateway to the underwater city of Marelantis, otherwise impenetrable by friend and foe alike. But, as infamous as the region is for welcoming new residents, it can be safely said that no pony was expecting anything like Pokemon.

This tale will follow the story on land through the eyes of Paige, a hippogriff police officer, and the story under the waves, through the eyes of Rafe, the son of a merpony and a unicorn. Spanning both worlds is the plight of the four Tapu and the pokemon who call themselves the Tapu's Hunters, who must defend their own and beat a path for their kind to follow.

The goal of this story is for it to be understood without context. If you have any critiques, I'd be happy to read them!

An Alolan branch of the fic by zeusdemigod131,
A New World, A New Way