When Mat Pat the game theorist gets stuck in Equestria, he must find a way back or forever remain a candy-colored pony in a world which does not make mathematical sense. All the while, he must avoid a persistent pair of lovestruck mares.
Thank you to [url=Emylia]http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Emylia%20Hawke]Emylia Hawke for the amazing cover picture and proofreading and editing my chapters.

In the days leading up to the Cell Games, Cell faces off against his latest challenger(s). DBZA-verse.

The following is a non-profit fan-based parody.

Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, and Dragon Ball Super are all owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, Shueisha, and Akira Toriyama.

My Little Pony, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic are owned by Hasbro, Studio B, Bonnie Zachary, and developed for television by Lauren Faust.

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Featured on 08/05/2017

Fluffle Puff finds the Marker, bad things happen. Then other bad things happen. Also, random things happen.

Author's Note:
This story is dumb. Read at your own risk.

Twilight is assassinated. Repeatedly. If only anypony knew what the word "immortal" meant...

Now with a reading by Skijarama!
Now available in Spanish!

Originally written for the Writeoff Association's February contest, "The Twilight Zone."
Thanks to Not_A_Hat, Masked Ferret, Floydien, Chryssi, and ChappedPenguinLips for prereading.

When Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship announces that she swings both ways, she sparks a political movement. A revolution takes place as others, too, realise that they wish to swing both ways.

The rallying cry, "Hot and steamy, sweet and creamy!" will rock the nation.

A political entry in the Weedverse.

Do you want to be the next great Equestrian supervillain? Do you have what it takes to challenge the Mane Six? If so, then see Pinkie Pie at Ponyville Castle! She’s looking for a dastardly new crop of evildoers, and if you're one of the best you just might make the cut.

Oh – if you do decide to apply, be sure to fill out Form 112-B in its entirety! Twilight gets very upset if you forget the form. And don't be late!

Featured on 1/31/2017
This is the story of two criminals by the name of Snatch and Ransack. They were petty thieves with a list of equally petty crimes to their names. It was on this day however that they decided to aim a little higher on their criminal escapades and upgrade from basic thievery to kidnapping. They planned it all out; they had chloroform, they had the windowless van, they had the ransom demands, they had the location they would hold their captive, it was perfect.

The only mistake they made was the target they chose. She looked like a harmless pink haired girl with a family that would pay through the nose to get her back. What they didn't realize is that every single animal, bird, and insect in within a ten mile radius was going to take umbrage with her getting kidnapped.

For over a thousand years, the power to teleport things has been a high-level spell that unicorns can perform. But when Pinkie Pie hits upon a strange rule (to her) Twilight has to explain things to the pink pony.

EDIT: Holy cowbell, how the heck did this get featured? This is. well, not anywhere near my best work. How? HOW?

Twilight returns home to her new castle after the funeral of her dear friend Rarity. Spike has run away in grief. What more could go wrong? But more tragedy strikes! Then still more tragedy!

Basically it is the worst day ever.

Many sad things happen. Everypony cries. Much feels.

This story is a parody/satire of sadfic works.

The good news: Twilight now has a narrator for her life.

The bad news: He's an asshole.

Just a silly little oneshot crackfic I wrote while feeling inspired. Not to be taken too seriously.

Enjoy a dramatic reading by LimeyPony!