Fluffle Puff finds the Marker, bad things happen. Then other bad things happen. Also, random things happen.
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This story is dumb. Read at your own risk.
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I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.
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Fluffle Puff best pone. All pones!
I... I... I have no idea how to respond to this...
I'm completely mind fucked...
Bravo!
I am a complete grammar nazi. I could fuck you upside the head with semicolons if I wanted to; in fact, by using one here, I just did. That being said, sometimes in order to get my point across, I am forced to abandon correct spelling of even the simplest of words.
My response to the story: wut.
Um ok
...ok....I will just go away now...
*eye twitches*
That was beautiful.
Well... Ummmm..... That happened......? My brain is a little bit fucked right now, imma go read Cupcakes...
Has aneurism
Falls over.
........
...wow you've earn a
I see nothing wrong with this.
HAHAHAHA!!!! DIAMOND TIARA GOT PEED ON!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I think some of my brain cells just died
Bwahahaha what the heck did I read?
this... this needs no words.
I can't believe how many times I came whilst reading this.
Rather interesting read to come across. I must say, you showed rather impeccable grammar and spelling. I may have missed a few instances, but overall a very well written piece of literature I would suggest to anyone willing to sit through the strangeness that is this very, very strange story. I give it 18 out of 20 spikestaches:
Scarheart read the story.
Scarheart felt something.
Scarheart's heart exploded.
Scarheart falls over, twitching.
Scarheart dies, saying, "wth did I just read?"
Somehow, the "like" button is pressed.
Armageddon begins.
Eli reads story.
Story reads Eli.
Eli presses like button.
Eli jumps out window.
Eli falls in snow bank.
The fuck did I read?
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Yes.
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Giggity.
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I made a Grammar Nazi say "wut"?
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Okay.
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Take a sandwich with you.
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My entire face twitched while writing this.
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Thank you. I try.
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Yes, go and read something sane.
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*Nods sagely*
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Nooooooooo! I did not foresee this!
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!
Yay! Plus one
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Are you high?
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Only some?
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No, this needs 1,030 words.
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You must tell me, I have to know how many.
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Eighteen out of twenty with no noticeable grammatical errors? You flatter me.
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Nice comment.
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The best story ever. That's what you read. Or read you. Or blew up the world.
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I'm still getting reports about new casualties...
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yes.
This is beautiful.
10/11
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I'm not high; this story is low. Three thumbs up.
Damn...I think my brain may have gotten pregnant from that epic fucking. Good on you, sir
(or madam
).
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or 
Good grief. This is the second story I have written that has caused death.
Not sure if
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Not quite sure what you mean by that.
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Yes! Almost a perfect score!
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Oh, ho, ho! Not one, but three thumbs up? Thank you, good sir.
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I cracked up while reading your comment!
Also, sir would be correct.
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It adds to the casualty count caused by this fic.
...
...
...
This is going on my favourites.
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Ooookay, I understand now.
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I looked at your favorites list. I am honored you added my story to the small and highly rated collection.
Story deserves props for being a troll fic, or at least. A big gob of what the fuck. Judging from this story it is unsure of where you are going with your fanfic career and though this doesn't deserve the highest of ratings in your catalog by any means. It should be noted as a stepping stone in your on-going legacy.
That is my review and the final mark is 3.5/5
You've earned this --->
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Fanfic career?
What the heck is that? You make it sound like work! I write what I want, when I want. My only criteria that must be met is good grammar. And today I was random with good grammar.
Not all stories have to be serious, or heartfelt, or deep, nor should they.
There is nothing that says I have to be stuck in one genera or blocked from another, and at this point I have a good number of them covered. Though, clop is something I will never write.
This story came out exactly as my fevered brain intended.
At least you read this one, though. This is the first of my stories that you have read, right?
Brain Aneurysm mode activated.
Can not thunk thoughts straight.
No1special.exe. crash.
Rebooting.........fail.
The only thing I can say about this is "What?"
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Darn. I was hoping that the reboot would succeed, that way you could read it again.
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Do you plan on anymore of these Puff tales or was this just it?
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Do you really want me to do this again? Did you really enjoy it that much?
I mean, I could, if I wanted to. In fact, I could probably write another one in an hour or two and have it out before I go to bed. But I wasn't exactly planning on it.
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Sure, this time could we see Fluffle as a published novelist?
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We'll see.
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Now selling her 1 millionth copy of "The Puff, The Changeling and the Pbbbbthhh.", rising author Fluffle Puff has changed the literary world today.
What.
Cool?
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Yes.
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Yes its the first story I have officially read by you and the fanfic career just worked as leverage in proving my point that this doesn't seem one of your best and it shouldn't be pointed as such based on my perspective at least, however.
If your talking about good grammar, would you care to read my first story again? Its been edited and hammered out. The first chapter I mean, honestly you don't have to and I'm not forcing or sticking the option down your throat but it dangles up there if you so choose.
Clop is something you would certainly fit with, definitely!
I didn't mean that you are supposed to be placed within one genre and stay in it as that wasn't what was I saying at all. But what I was trying to say is within the confinement of the message was that it serves as a push in your path of writing that will eventually be regarded as one of your lesser known but still an interesting piece of fiction.
You should write children's books.
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Why exactly?
This is a literary masterpiece.
/10
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/10?
Try telling that to the eight people who downvoted it.
Meh, at least many more people liked it than hated it.
3722470 In that case, I expect you to be the gentleman you claim to be and take responsibility for the
abominationmiracle now growing between my temporal and frontal lobes.3723951
Those eight people don't know great literature if it punched them in the face.
Needs a happy ending.