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Fluttershy wakes up one morning. It's a great day!

Her friends stop by with some disturbing news and an unsightly image.

Fluttershy has been featured on the cover of a certain magazine.

Dear Celestia, why.

Preread by: Sethi

Author's Note:
Don't ask.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 180 )

This is very different, dude. If you plaster a good clop story than this shall be a good read to me, the topic alone sounds daring and unusual to what you usually write, I will endeavor and conquer this piece for my only personal response.

Expect my opinion after I'm done.

Wow. Just...wow. It all makes sense in retrospect, but...wow.
That end switch got me a big laugh, I admit.

Wow. Thanks for a good laugh. :twilightsmile:

*presses button, Equestria is destroyed by a giant space laser*
There goes another Equestria.

This was unique. I mean, Fluttershy+Playcolt=shipped with Fancypants? That's new:rainbowkiss:

Wut. Did I just read?:derpyderp1: :twilightoops:

EHVRHJSBAHBHBA. -Ehem- ANYWAYS, that was really funny. :rainbowlaugh:

mmm yeah, wierd with kinda twist ending but..it was okay

This fiction made me smile. Innuendo fics are always funny.

Comment posted by MythrilMoth deleted Jan 20th, 2014

Previous comment redacted, because I just now got the joke. :facehoof:

Still, this is...just...good grief. :facehoof:

This just came out and already, it's in the feature box. Be proud! :)

im pleasantly surprised that this wasnt a clopfic. thank you for that

Comment posted by La Barata deleted Jan 21st, 2014

3819514 It was a bit of a rant from someone who completely missed the point.

... ... ... Well...

I never saw that coming. :derpyderp2:

there was Only one copy of the magazine was the one twilight had, yet everyone saw it... did twilight add it to the collection for ponies to check out at the library? :facehoof: why would you do that twilight? let the whole town see it then tell fluttershy? why? that's just bad freindship.

3819671 There were two magazines by my understanding. The playcolt and then the one from Fancy Pants. There was only one playcolt and Fancy's got circulated. That's what they all saw. By my understanding.

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No. This. Is. Terrible.

I am so pissed off reading this. You completely missed what's supposed make that joke funny. In situations like this you are supposed to have the character hear the wrong thing and overreact while the reader can get the strong implications that the character is simply confusing one thing for another due to poor phrasing. You do not strongly imply the thing they think they are hearing. Holy fucking hell what is wrong with you?

Who wiggles their eyebrows asking for that?! "I have needs; you have needs"? A "long, thick, and hard" toy? I could go on through each and every example, but I'll just skip to the point. The point of the joke is when the reader and character find out what everyone was actually referring to, they think back and everything fits and suddenly makes sense. None of that fit, so the joke fails, and moreover given the subject matter it just pisses me off. Immediately downvoted not even halfway through. Yes I finished it, and I'm keeping that downvote.

Oh my god... That...

Just... Wow, man.

I have no words at all for this.

Just... Wow.

~Skeeter The Lurker

3819819
See, that makes it a bit hard to tell if you liked it or not.

3819859

Izzat so?

Alright.

This is a kind of story that you can't outright say if you liked or not. It has that element that makes you unsure of what, exactly, just happened.

The realization of what happened, the truth to it, so to speak, was something I enjoyed, but... There was that bit of skepticism to it that made question it all the same.

...Hang on... Why are you even asking me that? You, from the looks of it, already read it and seem to dislike it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

3819898
Just asking because curious. Nothing more.

3819889
Exactly my point. How is that supposed to be confused with pet sitting?

3819927

You seem to be trying to make a mountain out of this.

~Skeeter The Lurker

3819889
3819927

Hmm... Lemme take a crack at this:

It’s about as long and wide as your leg, so if it won’t fit inside you—”

"--'re cottage."


Tada!

~Skeeter The Lurker

3819946
No. If I wanted to make a mountain out of it I'd just sit here for the next half hour pointing out every little detail I can find wrong with this.

3819944
...So something about the size of her leg won't fit in her cottage? ...That's what you think he was saying? ...:facehoof:

I've had day's like that.

not EXACTLY but similar nonetheless.

Good show!

3819978

...Missed the point.

Simply put: the author was banking on the reader to see one thing, then go back, see what was REALLY said.

Or, in the case pointed out, fill in with one thing, then realize what really would have been said.

~Skeeter The Lurker

3819999
The point is to go back and say "Oh, that suddenly makes sense", not go back and try to look at it for an hour only to come up with a half-assed possibility of what someone might have meant.

Honestly I think the only one I'm okay with was Button Mash since nothing dirty was really implied there. That's the one part I think was done right, because looking back at that one I can just say "Oh, it was a little boy talking about him and his friend playing with his pet...something...okay that makes sense now".

3820021

You certain about that?

They all made sense to me. Hell... The example above took literally no effort to see as it really was.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Daaawww, Fancyshy! I've never actually seen that ship before.

Sorin the Wonderbolt

His name is spelled Soarin.

3820031
I have no clue what you were reading, because I only see one instance where the joke is done right.

3820051

Then there's nothing more to say.

To be honest, the only way to NOT see them is if you weren't paying attention to the story.

~Skeeter The Lurker

3819671 3819761 No, the town didn't see the Playcolt. They saw, and referenced, a wildlife magazine that Fancy Pants had printed and tried to solicit her animal care services.

3820063
I have better things to do than argue with you. I've been looking over every instance since I've been talking with you and I fail to see whatever it is you're hallucinating.

3820107

Your loss. You read it. You didn't like it/didn't see the joke.

That's all that needed to be said, really.

Do have a good day.

~Skeeter The Lurker

3 things:
One, WHAT THE HELLIZ?!?!?
Second, what did Spike mean by 'reading stallionly magazine'?
and C, Fluttershy and Fancy Pants?!??!?!?!!!? Isn't he with Fleur Dis Lee?

Oh wow, I actually get the joke! Usually I miss these things! :rainbowkiss:

3819944
How about "your average doghouse?" Maybe Winona likes to play fetch with logs :rainbowlaugh:

Featured again, old mate? Nicely done!

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