Cell Vs The Rainbooms #CellGames

by Dawn Flower

Cell vs. Wallflower Blush

Cell stood in the centre of his ring for the Cell Games (Presented by Hetap), surveying the wasteland around his arena. “You know, it’s funny,” he said to himself. “I’ve just been standing in this one spot for almost a week, but I’ve never really taken the time to appreciate the serene beauty of the scenery around here; so quiet and peaceful.” He then took in a breath. “It must be the Piccolo in me.”

As he was looking around the arena, he suddenly spotted a girl already standing in the ring with him. “Whoa, Jesus!” Cell shouted out in alarm, and his eyes going wide. “Where’d you come from?”

“My name is Wallflower Blush.” The girl responded in a deadpan tone. She had green skin, with large, unkempt green hair, wearing a woollen jumper and blue jeans. Overall, she had a very plain appearance. “I’ve been standing here for the last three hours.”

“Oh,” Cell began, looking a bit awkward. “Sorry about that. I didn’t even notice you.”

“Yes, I know,” the girl responded casually, as she began rooting for something in of her bag.

“So then,” Cell continued. “What’s your reason to come out here to meet Mr. Perfect Cell? Are you a hero come to try and stop me and save the world – the operative word there being ‘try’? Or are you a villain who wants to join me in conquering the universe, and/or to try and save yourself from extinction? Or are you maybe something different that I haven’t seen yet? I am just bursting with anticipation.” He said in a faux-excited tone.

The girl wasn’t really paying attention to what he was saying, and just pulled a strange glowing stone out of here bag and held it up between her and Cell.

“Oh, what have you got there?” He asked, semi-intrigued. “Mysterious glowing rock, huh? Kind of cliché, but…”

The stone then started glowing brighter, and Cell was transfixed by its aura. A moment later, a stream of green-coloured ribbons emerged out of his forehead and flowed over, into the stone.

Once the process was over, the stone stopped glowing, and Cell suddenly snapped back to reality. “What? Wait, where am I? What’s going on?” He said as he rapidly looked around at where he was, not recognising the area. He then looked down at his hands, and suddenly his eyes went wide. “Holy shit, what happened to me?! Am I already in my Perfect form?! When did that happen?! Am I dreaming?! I am freaking the f*ck out!”

While Cell was freaking said f*ck out, the girl across from him simply smiled. “Well, I guess I just saved the world.” She said to herself. She then suddenly looked dour a moment later. “Not that anyone will remember.”

With her task done, she simply put the stone back in her bag, and then turned around and began walking away again. She made it to the very edge of the arena before she stopped.

“Hey, girlie,” Cell called out from behind her, though he didn’t sound freaked out anymore, and instead like he did before. “Erasing my memories, huh? Good plan; interesting way of getting around my strength, regeneration and all-around perfection. I definitely didn’t see that coming.”

Suddenly, the girl’s eyes went wide, and she spun around quickly to face him. “Wait, you remember me?”

Cell quickly caught on to her confusion. “Oh, yeah,” he began, looking at his hand, as if introspectively. “It turns out that every one of my cells has a memory of its own, so when you took my memories, I was able to quickly replace it.” He then looked up at her again. “Weird, huh?”

Wallflower just blinked. “Uhh, yeah. Weird…”

Cell then raised his arm, smiled, and obliterated her with a Ki blast.

Once she was gone, Cell lowered his arm once again. “Well, I guess that puts an end to… uhh… oh, shoot, what was her name again?”

Comments

[Raistlin]

You know, you made Wallflower the most sympathetic character of the fic: an unsung hero trying to do what others couldn't, despite knowing she wouldn't be remembered for it.

She didn't waste time with pretty speeches before using the stone, or try to beg for her life when that didn't work. Her failure was due only to Cell being a total Villain Sue.

[Eroraf86]

Who else here thinks we need to see more Wallflower? *raises hand*

Yeah, Cell is a Villain Sue, but he's nowhere near as bad in that regard as Merged Zamasu.

[sonicandmario826]

Couldn't she technically erase all the memories of his cells too? Or would she have to manually command the stone to do that?

And man Cell getting a body count on equestria girls. I think the only ones left in Equestria girls to go are Gloriosa Daisy and Juniper montage. And Juniper trying to stop Cell HA! Then again I guess she could try the mirror but I doubt that will keep Cell in there.

[Dark95191]

Christ that was fast
Poor Wallflower

[DrakeSlayer]

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Now I want to see Discord fight cell... MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

[Xanatos Speed Chess]

8776867
Or Zamasu, period.
His Infinite form takes the cake, though: "I'mma just become spacetime itself and make the whole Saga pointless, LOL."

[Crepusculo]

So who's next? Starlight? Starswirl? I'm really curious as to who is going to show up next.

Also have you thought about having most these characters show up at the Cell Games? Honestly I think it would interesting if Sunset where to try and read Piccolo and end up talking with Kami and Nail.

Or you could write a story in which Rainbooms or just Rainbow Dash seek out Master Roshi for training.

[Pontiac56]

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Seeing Sunset meet with Piccolo, Nail and Kami would be hilarious. They could play mental poker.

Also, the girls meeting Roshi, the pervert. yeah that will go well
Watch the training he does, with Krillin, Goku and Launch in Dragonball.

[Crepusculo]

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Oh I know, why else do you think I brought it up?

[VikingOtaku6]

It's too bad Sci-Twi's dead, otherwise she could've invented Doomsday.

[Scarheart]

Angel Bunny is Equestria's Popo.

[Dustchu]

Awww... that was sad, but eh, it's Cell, xD oof.