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  • E The Only Day

    Today is the worst day of my life. Today is the best day of my life. Today is the only day of my life.  · naturalbornderpy
    4,944 words · 3,228 views  ·  467  ·  4
  • T A Mistake in Identity

    Princess Cadance has a bit too much cider.  · JapaneseTeeth
    3,934 words · 2,981 views  ·  436  ·  13 · sex
  • E I Can't Stay For Long

    Sweetie Belle leaves school early to let her sister know a few important things. But she'll have to do it quick, because she can't stay for long.  · naturalbornderpy
    1,782 words · 2,387 views  ·  265  ·  4
  • T Applejack, I Can Explain!

    Applejack finds something hidden under Apple Bloom’s mattress. Now, it’s time for big sister and little sister to have a talk about what is and isn’t right for an Apple to do.  · Alaborn
    2,664 words · 9,326 views  ·  778  ·  54 · sex
  • T Sombra The Highly Unmotivated

    When sent through a human's toaster after his defeat, Sombra craves his revenge. Seven months later, he doesn't seem all that interested.  · naturalbornderpy
    83,159 words · 9,538 views  ·  1,224  ·  25
  • T Home is for the Weak

    The princess of the sun and a gimp orphan sit in a cardboard box.  · Pickleless
    20,597 words · 6,443 views  ·  1,370  ·  27
  • T Awful Lot of Coffee in Equestria

    A collection of Celestia, Luna, and Cadance's cynical conversations over coffee.  · NorrisThePony
    24,404 words · 8,336 views  ·  1,212  ·  22
  • T Speed Dates

    Octavia is fed up with blind dates, so naturally Vinyl gets an idea. A horrible, horrible idea.  · Fire Gazer the Alchemist
    6,753 words · 804 views  ·  84  ·  3

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#92 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2409532

I really can't, and have no idea where you would have gotten such notion, haha :rainbowlaugh:

#91 · 3w, 14h ago · · ·

Wow, you sure can draw. Compared to me, you're a god.

#90 · 4w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2401921 Awesome, thanks!

#88 · 4w, 6d ago · · ·

Hiya, sorry to bother you, but I love your profile picture; does it exist elsewhere in a larger format please?

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