She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
When Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship announces that she swings both ways, she sparks a political movement. A revolution takes place as others, too, realise that they wish to swing both ways.
The rallying cry, "Hot and steamy, sweet and creamy!" will rock the nation.
A political entry in the Weedverse.
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This is amazing.
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Thank you.
The day I see a standalone story by kudzuhaiku is the day I die.
Oh god... you are a beautiful person
This is the part where I give a long suffering sigh
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
So, I felt the same twinge of...let's call it annoyance when Twilight Velvet was mentioned that I always do. But you know what? For once, for just this once, it is not overshadowing everything else. I have already stopped caring about that, which might just be a first.
This is a wonderfully stupid story. I feel like I should have seen the joke coming, this kind of bait-and-switch isn't new, after all, but Twilight's earnest enthusiasm sold the joke perfectly. I am chuckling deliriously, and am not finding myself bogged down by the darker parts of the Weedverse at all. I'm forced to wonder why liking two drinks qualifies as bi, but I can't say I really care. It's just ludicrous enough to work.
I have absolutely no regrets about taking the time to read this.
You monster! You tricked me!
Take my like and my favorite and just go.
I see what you did there.
Kudzu, you, my good sir, are Despicable... and that why we all love your work.
Also....Flambé!
*Squees*
*facepalms harder* Oh, Twilight.
(For the record, I like neither. Extra-sweet hot chocolate with a mountain of cream and excessive marshmallows is the way to go.
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Honestly, I don't know what I was expecting.
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Ain't nothing wrong with being cocoasexual. Yeah baby... feel it!
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Thank you.
Twilight is BI!!!!!!!!...
partisan :P
Something give me the impression that the dislikes on this story have less to do with the story itself and more to do with the title. That makes me sad...
Somehow, this ended up not being an innuendo. Kudzu, either you're showing tremendous restraint or you're losing your edge.
I cried tears of laughter good job my good sir it is hard to make me cry even tho I cried reading My Little Dashie but who hasn't cried reading that
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People are intolerant bigots. What can ya do?
I'm glad you enjoyed the story.
Kudz, you goof.
I can't... I can't support this movement, Twilight.
I only swing one way. I guess I've never given the other side a chance, though.
I could... I could force myself to swing both ways. But it's scary, y'know?
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Oh, this is about Coffee vs. Tea, isn't it?
so many young ponies finding their places as equestria changes, makes you wonder how well humans would cope
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8138998 Hot chocolate.
*Halfway through the story* A-ha, you were leading us on! Heh... I like fruit juice more than either tea or coffee, most of the time... I guess I'm in the "neither" category?
8138984 My sentiments exactly.
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Speaking of intolerant bigots.
Lemme guess, you think this is about bisexuality, don't you?
8138921 Don't gimme that, sir ! We all know what we were expecting !
Kudzu's shenannigans, that's what we always should expect...
8139032 I'm gonna need some tea after this.
Edit: In all seriousness, this was hilarious. I mean, I've had my hand glued to my forehead for the past hour yeah, but it was a worth it. I'm sure I'll get it unstuck eventually.
8139042
You came to my comment section and started trouble.
Anyhow, I'm done with you.
So, it took me way too longer to remember this scene, given I was way into Mahou Sensei Negima for awhile.
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Also, I just wanted to let you know that I wasn't the one who downvoted your reply to me. I probably don't have to tell you that, but my insecurities tell me I should.
I know.
We love you too.
Clap. Clap. Clap.
It had piqued my interest without that purple tag -- you surely did not disappoint
8139042 Funny, you're the one that started this... Response is not bullying.
So enlightened.
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8138947 Bi-gots?
Do you ever cease the puns?
You forgot one very important side... And it's the side that I bet Applejack is on...Sweet tea!
Southerners represent up in here...
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Deviant.
I'm either drinking Dr. pepper or bepsi and when I can snapple
This was clearly a decision steeped in thought, brewed twice and again to make a strong impression. Twilight has infused the nation with a new state of bean.
8138995 Anything new and different can be scary, and it's 100% okay to be scared! Even if you never give the other side a try, I don't think anyone here will think less of you for it.
Should have seen it coming
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Never change kudzu, never change.
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Why, I oughta
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8139031 I thought it was primarily about bisexuality, with the secondary subject being acceptance of all. Was I wrong?
Okay not what I was expecting
Giessing ponies have a different term for bi sexual.
And I am neither
I can't stand tea and can't stand coffee nor soda for that matter, don't like energy drinks, barely tolerate alcohol on rare occassion, and don't care much for water either.