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When all is said and done only the ashes of the fallen will remain.

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Takes place in an alternate universe where Celestia and Luna used the Elements of Harmony to slay King Sombra.


Celestia and Luna are no more. The sun and moon have collided, and the heavens torn asunder in the aftermath of their final battle. The Elements of Harmony are missing, presumed forever lost. The fiends of Tartarus are on a rampage, and no one can stop them. And to make things perfect, the ruler of the nation of Boardor has decided to invade.
Desperate, Clover the Clever's last living student gathers together 108 virgin mares, in order to perform a ritual that will revive King Sombra. They succeed... kinda.
A human, in King Sombra's body, suddenly finds himself in an Equestria in a downward spiral with a bunch of technicolor ponies begging him to save them. Convinced that he's either dreaming, stoned, or insane, he tries to go along with it as best he can, although the voice in his head, a very angry voice with a hunger for conquest, crystals, slavery, and stairs, isn't doing much to instill confidence in his own sanity...


New Cover Art By Shadow Bolt!

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Hi there, my name's Abel, I'm the new changeling on the block.
Been living in Ponyville for three years. Been here a year before Twilight and managed to make a name for myself as a darn good accountant that goes by the name of Balanced Books.
Even got along with each of the Bearers pretty well. Well enough that Twilight decided to invite me along for her brother's wedding.
Getting past that shield the first time wasn't fun. Figuring out the plot behind the wedding, also not fun.
Did I happen to mention that any and all changelings who are NOT a part of Chrysalis' Hive Mind have a VERY good reason to hate her? Me moreso than most?
Yeah, that was torture.
Now all I have to do is explain to the bucking princessess about my true nature and pray to, well, them, that I'll be allowed to return to my life as Books.
Wish me luck, my interrogator is here.
Cover art provided by jjamess10

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Kyle Orin, while on his deathbead, encounters a strange being who sends him on some "second chance" at life to a world he thought was only in a popular TV series; Equestria.

Appearing in his new home right after the changeling invasion, Kyle, now Phasma, Has to prove that he's not trying to usurp anypony, or that he doesn't have an army waiting for attack, at the same time as keeping his origins secret to spare the worlds stability.

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This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent


Wherein Batsy Fluffentuft magnificently pursues a mysterious, shiny pale pinking-purple propeller-powered pony! Will she catch it? She must, for the propeller is SHINY! No, not the unicorn Shiny...
Guest starring:
Discord's Daughter, Screwball!
A Cabbage Merchant!
Lots of Trees!
Vegetable Chow Mein!
AND
Background Pony Number Seven (of Nine)! (that's a double joke, get both answers and win an Internet!)
Music by Benny Hill, as performed by 331Erock!
Another entry into ocalhoun's contest! I swear, the instant coffee is gonna drive me to ruin.
But I made pony words with it. So, there's that!

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This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent


Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent's adventure in Canterlot is going about as well you'd expect. (Absolutely amazingly and all according to plan.)

Now, about that shower.


Written as parody-sequel for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest Please check out the original story. (This one will make more sense if you do too.)


"Echo the Bat Pony 5" vector by Zee66

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This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent


Tirek has escaped. The plan to send Discord after him has failed in every way possible. Now the princesses are left waiting for Tirek's invasion of their castle. They can already feel the ground shaking as the massive centaur approaches. With no other options, they must give their magic to somepony capable of hiding it away from Tirek.

Unfortunately, the only guard close enough is one on probation. Like super probation.

This can only end poorly.

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Batsy Fluffentuft (not the most respected of the lunar guards, and in fact on super-probation from Princess Luna herself) manages to escape into the town of Canterlot and have herself an adventure.


Featured on Equestria Daily.



Based on this story:
The Great, the Powerful, and the Magnificent
Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent's Grand Shower Quest
Batsy Fluffentuft's Short Screwy Adventure
Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent Becomes an Alicorn
Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent gets out...again

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This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent


Batsy Fluffentuft makes her daring escape. A certain street performer catches her eye. Possibly the only pony in Equestria with an ego to rival her own...

Naturally, a contest is in order. Will Batsy's ego survive?
Probably not.

"Sex" tag for dirty humour. Just to be safe.

Written for ocalhoun's 250k contest!

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Have you ever been so angry that you turned your faithful student into a princess?

A tongue-in-cheek (hoof-in-mouth?) response to the fandom reaction following the announcement of Princess Twilight.

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Canterlot Castle, a symbol of strength, peace, harmony, and stability in all of Equestria.

It disappears overnight.

Done as a submission for the Word of the Week Quickfic Contest

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