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Perfectly Insane


I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

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An unfortunate circumstance at Crystal Prep! The Shadowbolts are shocked as they wander through school and come upon a body. The body of Sour Sweet! The signs are all there. She's been murdered! But by whom? As the Shadowbolts call upon their old friend Twilight Sparkle for help in uncovering this disaster, tensions run high. And it is not long until the Wondercolts fall under suspicion! But Twilight sets out to find the truth. Who killed Sour Sweet?!

(A story idea by Short Stories, collaborated by Short Stories and Stratocaster)

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Fluttershy's birthday is coming up in three more days and Discord tries to find her the perfect gift without the use of his chaos magic. But with Discord trying to keep his gift an surprise, an pink party pony wanting to know.

An alicorn keeping an close eye on him, an unicorn that trying find out what he is hiding and top that off with an cyan pegasus wanting to protect her friend and trying to not run into Fluttershy for the whole day.

You got some chaotic birthday.

(Birthday present to my friend Jade Crossroads)

Edited by: Vanilla Mocha

(Disclaimer: I have not written a Fluttercord story since I started writing, so keep that in mind. You can laugh at me in the comments, this was just for my friend.)

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Rainbow "Danger Professionalism Crash" Dash is starting to get used to her new life in the Wonderbolts; embarrassing callsign and all. But as the days go by, one thing seems to bother her. And that thing is one of her new teammates, Surprise. Or as the team sometimes likes to call her, Slowpoke.

But you wouldn't know that just be looking at her. In her time cleaning the barracks, Rainbow Dash would never think of Surprise as a slowpoke. If anything, she's insane, quirky, and actually a more subdued version of a certain pink pony from back home. So what gives? Why is Surprise called Slowpoke? For Rainbow Dash, the truth is certainly going to be, surprising.

...

Okay, I'll hit myself for that one. *smeck*

My mini-epilogue to the episode Newbie Dash.

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[Set in an Anthro Science Fiction AU called Mythic!Equestria]

Magic in its five forms, Technology in its infinite permutations, and Spirits both Greater and Lesser, all cohabiting the same world. A nascent Republic expanding beyond its skies. Beings from lost histories and from ancient legends lurking in the periphery. The Ponies of the planet Equestria are enjoying the fruits of a unified planet with a boom of technology and discovery. And though no war threatens, a united world is not without conflict. Cults and criminals, cutthroat business and tangled politics all have risen to replace the specter of war.

Somewhere on this blooming world, a young mare named Eos is about to get the most jarring wake-up call of her life, tumbling into a world familiar, yet strange, and thrust into events not even the Greater Spirits could have foreseen. Or could they?

[Note: This is not Future!Equestria. There is no historical continuity with the canon of the show.]

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The Mane Six have a problem with Anon. He never sings or dances along with their songs! They resolve themselves to deal with this problem once and for all.


Proofread and Completely Fixed by RobCakeRan53, Vengeful Spirit (Socks), Flammenwerfer, Cynewulf, Distored Flare, The Abyss, Majin Syeekoh, Daemon of Decay

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This story is a sequel to Daddy Discord: Fluttershy


When Twilight showed signs of stress due to a huge project she was undertaking, Discord takes matters into his own hands and decides to help her unwind. Luckily for him, he has previous experience on how to de-stress a pony. With his newfound fatherhood instinct, he plans to help Twilight no matter what. Thank goodness Fluttershy is coming along, he'll need all the help he can get.
cover art byArtieCanvas

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This story is a sequel to Three Steps Back


When Granny Smith begins to write a diary, she hopes to chronicle her family's growth. She has no idea what kind of story she's about to tell.

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As the elements were unleashed, the Nightmare knew it was over. But it would not let it's fun end. No, it would not be left behind. It would find another world to bring to ruin. As for the poor sap that was left in It's place? He was going to get blasted, what did it matter what he ended up getting from It?


Cover Image by NetherWalker

Realized there was no link, so I'm adding two, one here and one in the chapter. After the events of Don't Underestimate the Power of a Bored Mare , the juicy bits that I cant put in a T fic: Defining Love

Edit: I swear, half of you are uncultured heathens. The thing in the image with the Nightmare's hair is a substitute doll

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After receiving an urgent letter calling for her help, Ember, Dragon Lord of all dragons, answers the call to aid Spike.

No matter what the problem may be, she knows it can't be so bad.

Right?

*If you are feeling generous you can buy me a Ko-Fi!!

*I personally thank Semaj for his huge help. He is one hell of an editor and teacher*

**Rated Everyone since I think it doesn't earn the Teen degree**

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Having recently lost his beloved Crystal Empire and only known profession all in one swoop, King Sombra suddenly finds himself in immediate need of employment.

Now if only someone would hire him already.

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