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Perfectly Insane


I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

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Twilight's having a pretty rotten day. Well, not really, it's a typical day for the hard-working young woman. But Spike still thinks she needs to take a little time out for herself. He decides that a little challenge of mind over matter will be the best way to cheer her up. So, convincing her to wager some of her precious time, he begins writing a very PERSONAL letter to Celestia; those familiar first three words present a bit of challenge, though.

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Equestria’s calendar is bloated with holidays and celebrations of all shapes and sizes. Celestia's favorite, however, is always Nightmare Night. There are few things better than surplus candy, after all.

Of course, this year her sister is back, but that probably won't cause any major problems.


A short fluff piece to commemorate Nightmare Night Halloween Discount Candy Day, the greatest of holidays. Thanks to Sereg for prereading.

DT the Lost Water Spirit did a dramatic reading of this story! Find it over here.

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When Velvet Cream wins a contest, she is presented with a special camera that can do things that will change her life forever!

This is for ask-velvet-cream on tumblr for winning the contest! Sorry for the delay, but I hope you all enjoy the story!

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Celestia has to realize that there aren't as many absolutes as she thought.


Contribute to the TVTropes page! Reading by Agent Fluffy! Reading of the old version by Lotus Moon! Recommended by PresentPerfect!

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Ponyville was mostly evacuated when the Shadowbolts began their siege of the town. A few decided to stay and fight for their homes. One filly in particular probably shouldn't have.

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To be fair, I did write this on a manic depressive high while listening to sad music. So if this story seems way far out there, that's why.

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"You" are Anon, and you can't understand a bloody thing these little horses are saying. It doesn't help that you're only ten. Oh well, at least they're nice. Especially the queen horse, Celestia. At least that's what you think her name is. Anyway, she's awfully cuddly, always hugging you or some such. Honestly it's nice and all, but you are starting to wonder just why she is so affectionate...

Was bumbling around /mlp/ and made a thing. You might enjoy it, you might not, it's here either way.

*EDIT* Now with sequel: Bridging Words.

Featured May 10 2016, thank you so much!

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Luna ruins a painting. No big deal, it was just the night after all.




Pre-read by: ChappedPenguinLips|Majora

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Editors: Fire Starter, Alcatraz, and Neko Majin C (Recently: Seven Fates)
Additional Story tags: Clarke's 3 Laws (More specifically 1 & 3)
Cover Artist: PosionSt

In the year 2036 an asteroid dubbed "Apophis" struck the Earth and contaminated fifty percent of its water and atmosphere with an extraterrestrial pathogen dubbed "The SOL Strain." After two years, sixty percent of all human life was gone! With the world's governments struggling to keep their countries together; all seemed lost.

That is where my story begins.

My name is Chloe Cooper and I'm the only known human to be genetically immune to the SOL Virus. During the pandemic, I volunteered myself for experimentation. In order to keep me safe, I and three other humans were locked away in a vault deep within the Appalachian mountains. There these people, who I soon considered my friends, ran many tests on me and the virus, however after months without contact from above it was time to put the project to rest.

Cryostasis pods dubbed: "Cocoons" had been built in case we failed. 16,000 years later I awoke to sirens, signaling a whole host of problems.

And now? I'm the last of my kind.

Character tags will be updated depending on where the story goes

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After some contemplation, Rainbow Dash and Applejack decide to duel in an eating contest to crown the, "Most Daring Pony." Although, the determination the two share can go long ways; too bad they waste it on something as silly as this.

WARNING
This story contains fat and inflation material.
You have been warned.

What people have been saying about my story!

":pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:" — Erick22

"Okie dokie lokie!" — Shanenator

"... Dos measurements" — Flutter_Sniper

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Twilight and friends discover that they had far more in common than any of them would have guessed. They share intimate secrets and bonding (not bondage) ensues. Contains sexually suggestive content but no actual sex.

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