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Perfectly Insane


I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

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I had applied for the school and was happily accepted. Going to a boarding school should be fun, taking a break from everything that was going on back home.

Latex Elementary had come up on the list of Boarding Schools, to which I could apply. If it was the name of the school, the list of subjects, the teachers, the rooms or just a chance to get a fresh start, but I had applied.

I am looking forwards to making new friends and reading the new subjects, taking new classes.


Naturally, there are new experiences afoot. (Ages are adjusted where required.)

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Living at a filly orphanage isn’t all that bad, even if most of us are missing our original parents who gave us birth and love. Would we have been Ponies, if we had not been missing them?

Once you are fed, clothes, educated and entertained; life feels safe and happy, a normal life as any Pony would have told you.

I have my very own room, and with a wardrobe full of my shiny clothes. If you had told me it isn’t customary for Ponies to wear these clothes, fashioned out of local Latex Rubber; anyone of us would have laughed you out of the area, in no time flat. Why shouldn’t a filly wear these? I do love my bikini.

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Gilda comes back to Ponyville to get back at Pinkie after her fallout with Rainbow Dash. She intends to prank her for revenge. Unfortunately for Pinkie, only one prank is coming to mind at the moment. The ever-dreaded Wedgie. This story is the first of a series of wedgie/pantsing related stories that I wrote a while back and never got around to sending to this site. This story takes place not too long after the griffon the brush off episode or however the heck this show chooses to spell griffon. Contains wedgies, bullying, humiliation.

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When Rarity visits Canterlot Boutique to show Sassy Saddles her new summer line, she's surprised to find that Sassy is quite a bit larger than she remembered. As it turns out, Canterlot Boutique's success is keeping Sassy very well-fed, and she's even kind enough to let Rarity share in her spoils.

This is a terrible, terrible mistake.

Contains: Fat ponies, overeating, loss of self-control.

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This story is a sequel to The Sweetest Dessert


It's a big day for the Crystal Empire. The President of Strussia is visiting in order to negotiate a trade deal between the two countries. They've heard that Crystallian food is meant to be pretty good.

Shining can certainly attest to that.

Contains: fat stallions, gluttony, overeating.

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Swirly Toes is a unicorn with a special talent: she's very good at hypnosis. That is to say, a certain kind of hypnosis, befitting a mare of her particular tastes. A certain kind of hypnosis that allows to fully enjoy her personal love, while spreading the joy of that love to the uninitiated.

In short, Swirly Toes has hypnotic feet.

Her goal is simple and wonderful: she wants all of Equestria to join her in barefooted bliss! Can Twilight and her friends stop her, or will she free the ponies from the tyranny of shoes?

Obviously, a foot fetish fic.
Swirly Toes belongs to Zuneycat, used with permission

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It seems innocent enough. A belly rub feels amazing after you have been turned into a pony. The only catch? During the full moon, anyone who rubs the belly of a pony, is cursed to become one themselves. Not only that, but getting a good belly rub then is just the best thing ever!

Contains TF, maybe some TG, and a delightful amount of belly-rubbing.

Re-imagining of an idea from one of the talented writer, Lab's, works and with ideas from ValenceBond.

See This Blog for licensing.

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"Just 'cause she's never cared about anypony else's feelings doesn't mean we shouldn't care about hers." Kind words spoken with the purest intention can still be mistaken. Diamond Tiara cared a great deal for one pony's feelings in particular, and becoming the pony she wanted to be had meant hurting her.

Rated Teen for implied incest.
Written for the Foalcon group's Safe For Woona 670-member 'Foal-mance' contest.

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Of all the fields of business that one could choose to start a career in, very few are as cutthroat or as demanding as the food industry. It is a field marked by intense competition and razor-thin margins, where even the smallest error can mean the difference between success and failure.

But what if there was a way to avoid the stress and panic that can accompany such a demanding and competitive industry? What if there was a way to ensure beyond doubt that ponies would keep coming back to your business for your food, day after day? Would you not take it?

Well, one particular new entrepreneur decided to do just that, when he set up shop in the small town of Ponyville. He had an idea—an idea that would surely make his humble enterprise the most successful of its kind in all of Equestria. What follows is the tale of how it came to be, just what kind of effect it had on that little town... and how that little town became, in a certain sense of the word, a very big town indeed.

Wrote this on DA just about a year ago, and finally found the motivation to move it on over here. Enjoy!

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Button's all grown up, and finally realised his dream of becoming a video game developer in sunny Los Pegasus. His generous salary has rather started to go to his belly and butt as he indulges in the sweet, sweet vices of junk food and beer. Both of those are sure to make a fun night in!

Contains: fat ponies, anthro ponies, overeating, alcohol and gluttony.

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