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Perfectly Insane


I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

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In the wake of a civil war in the magical land of Equestria, three Alliances have emerged – the Dragonheart Pact, the Griffonstone Covenant, and the Crystal Empire – each struggling for supremacy. As these great powers battle one another for control of Equestria – and with it, all of Equus – darker forces move to destroy the world. At the centre of all this, one dragon, who awakens with no memories and no soul, will be thrust into an adventure, which will shape not only his own destiny, but the destiny of the whole world.

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With Discord defeated Equestria is now back to it normal self, no more cotton candy clouds or soap roads. Equestria now in harmony Fluttershy thinks there must have been a better way, before she find a crying filly wanting her daddy.

(And I guess this is another birthday gift to Jade Crossroads)

Edited by: OmniWriter

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Daring Do. Adventurer, archaeologist, scholar, philanthropist, and all around heroine to the ponies of Equestria. She's faced countless threats and challenges in her years traveling the world, and her efforts have earned her rewards, accolades, and prestige. However, she now finds herself against a new foe, one foul and sinister, so evil and diabolical that even she is powerless to fight against it.

Forced time off.

Banished by her superiors at Canterlot University to the dreary, ho-hum city of Prodigal Point, Daring Do is forced to find a way to cope with deal with her increasing boredom and insatiable curiosity. However, her attempts cause her to stumble upon a mysterious conspiracy, one being carried out by an enigmatic group of ponies with unknown motives. She's soon smack-dab in the middle of the action yet again, and while she's used to such things, she also winds up with a bigger problem that's completely new to her:
motherhood.

Picture by Kyrgyzpopstar.

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Legends spoke of a beast with the most wicked desire to find a blacksmith. He was muscular, handsome, filled to the brim with testosterone. Whenever the sun sets, everyone hides in their houses, locking and barricading all the doors in desperate hopes that it will stop him. He prowls the night, seeking out the blacksmith, murdering the faces of anyone who got in his way.

His name, is Markiplier.

Now this beast comes to Equestria, his burning desire to find the blacksmith still with him. It's just too bad nopony saw this coming.

Edit: There will be no sequel. Have a pleasant day.

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A changeling queen tries to woo some rather uninteresting pony. Only she completely misjudges her conquest and ends up in a situation both unusual and undignified.


Warning Contains: Diapers, usage of such, and all of it in a fetish-y context. So if you don't like it, don't like. Free speech allows you to do that!

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Flutterbat and Normal Norman are trapped inside an elevator together, after Flutterbat's prompting, they play a game of truth or Dare to pass the time, the time leads to some interesting things...

Special Thanks to The Lunar Toaster for editing and pre-reading.

The artist who made this glorious piece is called SharkMarshall, but this art piece is not in her gallery anymore.

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Rarity takes her new pet for a walk. Why does she get so many stares?

T-rated story featuring consensual pet play. (You'll probably enjoy the story more if you don't reveal the spoiler.)

Despite the picture, this story is not anthro. It's ponies.

Much thanks to Party Pop, Frowning Sugarcoat and Infinity Shade for their input on drafts of this story.

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This story is a sequel to Shake What Celestia Gave Ya!


After a particularly tough day dealing with the idiots of the aristocracy, Shining Armour is feeling pretty steamed. Fortunately, Cadance knows the perfect way to calm her flabby husband down...

Contains: Fat stallions, belly rubs, cute hijinks with a married couple.

This is one of a series of stories about a fat Shining Armour that I'll be reposting here from my DeviantArt account over the coming days. Enjoy!

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This story is a sequel to The Best Way to End the Day


Twilight is excited to finally have a chance for some quality brother-and-sister time when Shining Armour comes to visit Ponyville. However, when Shining arrives, he turns out to be much... wider than Twilight remembered.

Will Twilight get through a simple meal with him with her sanity intact?

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When Vinyl Scratch saw the unassuming little restaurant in Ponyville selling something called "poutine", she figured it would do no harm to check the place out. Little did she know that this restaurant would be home to the most deliciously addictive food in Equestria...

Contains: Fat mares, overeating, weight gain, Canadian food.

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