Legends spoke of a beast with the most wicked desire to find a blacksmith. He was muscular, handsome, filled to the brim with testosterone. Whenever the sun sets, everyone hides in their houses, locking and barricading all the doors in desperate hopes that it will stop him. He prowls the night, seeking out the blacksmith, murdering the faces of anyone who got in his way.
His name, is Markiplier.
Now this beast comes to Equestria, his burning desire to find the blacksmith still with him. It's just too bad nopony saw this coming.
Edit: There will be no sequel. Have a pleasant day.
Chapters (1)
WTF?
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Really the Title & description alone made me lose it, I'm faving purely on that
Youtuber fanfictions are just intrinsically cringey. It's like going on Derpibooru and finding porn of Lauren Faust.
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This... This is pure amazingness. On a scale of one to ten I rate a pink mustache.
You called?
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6631053 Oh didn't see your picture lol.
6631076 Makes all the difference to the comment huh? :P
"The hills are alive with the sound of BONK!"
6630968 This is taking that cringeyness and turning it into stupid hilarity.
6630968 Lauren Faust, or her OC?
Sequel?
I thought he'd have a pink stashe for lols
THE INFAMOUS BUTT STABBER
OH I LOVE IT! CAN YOU DO A SEQUAL? Markiplier is one of my favorite youtubers
It's an incredibly stupid story, but in a good way. My only suggestion is adding the random tag!
This is hilarious! Well done!
Literally every happy ponimoji I could find.
Jesus. Bucking. Christ.
~Dragon
You should read this story out loud to yourself. Some of the descriptions read weird and not in a good way. Otherwise, neat story.
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What do you have for sale? I'm looking for gear that ups my DEF.
6631760 Pretty much what ever you dream up I can craft.
6631992 How much for iron half-plate sized for a human?
6632043 175 bits.
6632065 Twenty Two dollars or 175 bitcoins (58,000 dollars)?
6632095 *facehooves* This is equestria bits yaknow little gold coin...... holy crap that just made me think what if bits in equestria are bitcoins @_@
You know... We need one with Jackscepticeye. Imagine him seeing the mane 6 and just exclaiming: "Top of the morning to ya, lassies! My name's Jackscepticeye!"
to those that dont know. its been confirmed that Markiplier himself is actually the blacksmith!
Hoooly fuck this is comedy gold xD
On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this a Chica.
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>Goes to Google.
>Looks up MLP bit.
>Finds bitcoin guide.
>Loginatii confirmed
6685174 Dun Dun DUN
6633737 Even better... he's turned into a pony and thinks he's playing goat simulator and unlocked a new goat to screw around with so he's able to switch between earth pony, pegasus, unicorn and... after licking one of the princesses... an alicorn goat.
I WILL MURDER YOUR FACE!
This is comedy gold. Hahaha
This is the first Markiplier fanfiction I've ever read. It was very, very weird. I didn't like it, but I didn't DISlike it either.
I could tell you were very bored, but hey I'm not disappointed.
this is one of the funniest fic I have ever read good job!!
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CelestAI wants to know your location
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You just replied to a comment thats 6 years old there friend.