(Rated T: Alcohol Mentioned On Several Occasions)
I never thought my life could be anything but ale and whiskey, but suddenly I'm a mulberry pony...
Wait, that's not how the song goes. *Hic* And why does my hand feel number than usual?
Everything's out of focus. *Hic* No, no, no. I most drunkenly am not assured. *Hic* Let's have look in the mirror.
Oh! *Hic* Hi, Berry Punch. How'd you get on Earth? *Hic* What? No, I asked you. Why are you copying my motions... and why are you so quiet? *Hic* You know what? Forget it. *Hic* Good night!
*Collapse to the floor.*

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I have to wonder sometimes if I have any shred of dignity as a writer.
But then I realize something.
I have no dignity.
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This is non-profit.
I may or may not continue this.

While on her way home from a day with her friends, Apple Bloom runs into Twilight on a trip to Zecora's hut. After insisting to join her, little Apple Bloom gets lost in the woods after chasing a mysterious mare hiding amongst the poison joak. She stumbles upon a town completely isolated within the Ever Free Forest, but something about this town just doesn't feel right...

(This iteration of the story has been cancelled. Detailed explanation + silver lining/glimmer of hope here)

Rainbow Dash always had a thing for First Officer Soarin of the Wonderbolts, even without realizing he could be such a sweet pony once she got to know him a little better. However, her affections are already tied up with the newly adopted Scootaloo, who needs guidance and care when a new disorder rears its ugly head. There's not much room in her heart for a stallion, is there?

Unfortunately, her life will get even more complicated as the Mane Six join the Wonderbolts to face a mysterious darkness in the distant land of Saddle Arabia. She must remain strong, because her entire world is about to come crashing around her ears. Is there a light at the end of this tunnel, or will everything she endured simply bring more pain down the road?

(Rated teen for the occasional instances of strong language, suggestive scenes, and scattered ponies drinkin' themselves stupid!

Chapter headers by: SparkBrony

Former editor: ShootingStar159)

It's bathtime AGAIN for some of the young characters, and who else but you gets to wash them? Each filly and colt has a different personality, though, and some of them REALLY hate baths!

Cover by ~strabArybrick on deviantart

Written with permission, as a continuation of the beloved "Bathtime for Ponies" by the boss, Derpsanddinks404
If you haven't read part one, it's great! And it's right here, go see it first.

Many different characters all get their very own chapter, so the only tags will be, "other" and most of the beloved ponies have already gotten a chapter in part one.

After a terrible fire nearly claims the lives of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Rainbow Dash has to seriously consider what it takes to be a sister when she has to face the prospect of disciplining the newly-adopted Scootaloo.

Nopony ever said that being a good big sister was gonna be easy.

Big props to Isseus and ShootingStar159 for pre-reading and editing.

Fluttershy wants a baby. But she hasn't got a man to help her out with getting pregnant, after months of buying baby toys and supplies to look after her little one, she asks Twilight for a book on how to look after babies complete with step by step parenting classes on how to look after a baby. Although she is ready to look after a baby with the help of her new book, she needs someone to play the baby for her. Coincidentally Rainbow Dash passes by to say hello to her.

Humanized Remake of Pattycakes. - Title Image by Geo-Tastic on DeviantART.

Fluttershy having been friends with Rainbow Dash for a long time decides to invite her over to discuss something on her mind. As it turns out, Fluttershy really has been longing for a child to take care of, and not just any child, but Rainbow Dash! What follows is a journey of infantilism and regression.

A week has passed since the events of Pattycakes. Scootaloo is concerned about the mysterious disappearance of Rainbow Dash and goes off to investigate. However she may not like what she finds...

Applejack has always had a secret dream, one that some ponies would find strange for the tomboyish farmer. She's always wanted somepony to treat her to a special romantic night, while being treated like a real lady. Turns out all she had to do was have a certain rainbow-maned pegasus catch her in a dress. Such an awkward moment will lead them to a night neither will ever forget.

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The events of the Wonderbolt Academy have played out and Rainbow Dash is in the stretch to achieving her dream but still has a hard time getting a certain erstwhile friend out of her mind. After taking a few minutes to contemplate things, she decides that she's been given enough second chances in her life to see to it that somepony else gets one as well.

Rated Teen for some language later on, though nothing extremely vulgar.