Canterlot’s best kept secret is the Incognito Cart, a food cart that sells all the greasy, deep-fried, spicy, butter-caked foods no posh pony would ever be caught dead eating. As part of the rules, every pony present must remain 100% anonymous.

But in a place where every pony is a Stranger, there might also be something else worth finding here...

Sunset Shimmer and Wallflower Blush just started dating. Everything's been going well so far, except for one thing. One nagging suspicion that Sunset can't seem to shake. It doesn't help that Wallflower keeps giving her ample opportunities to worry.

Collab with my girlfriend Scampy during our gay adventure to Gadotville

Coverart by Sandy

Twilight has an experiment planned, and it centres on Rainbow Dash.

As anxious as she is, Dash really has no right to complain.

It was her idea after all.

Fan Reading!

Following the retirement of Celestia and Luna, Princess Twilight Sparkle is now the unquestioned and undisputed ruler of all her land – including the transport networks. That means the major rail strike now looming will be all her fault.

this story is rated PG-13 because thats what the avengers movies are rated.

Thanos is back, and also front in this story! After iron man messes up his magic infinity stone spell, Thanos ends up in Equestria and he decide its time for him to take over there. But not only that, he has kidnapplejacked Applejack and taken her hostage! Will Twilight and whoever else be able to stop Thanos, or wil they be snapped in the fingers and die for a while? Find out in PONY AVENGERS: INFINITE WARFARE

Hospitals, government officials, and banks have relied on Rainbow Dash’s super speed for years to deliver transplant organs, sensitive documents, and cash.

Now you can get DoorDashie Ten Seconds Flat^TM delivery to your own front door!

This is an expansion of this blog post. No offer is being made to or solicited from the viewing audience. The author claims no affiliation with DoorDash.

Twilight has a problem, not that she'll admit it. Spike has a solution, not that she'll listen.
Written for the Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest.
Art by: Dilarus

Editors: The Best Dasher
Prereaders:
Toasty
JackRipper
Scuttles

Featured on 2/10/2018 I love all of you

Ponies desire many things. Freedom. Happiness. Money. Fame. Love. Or all of the above. Usually they find something to be satisfied with, through hard work or a bit of serendipity. But a few find that destiny has a sense of humor. And not the good kind.

For those who have nothing and seek everything, well, that's when destiny breaks out the biggest jokes. Zephyr Breeze, meanwhile, has zero clue about any of this. That is, you'd best be careful what you wish for... because you just might get it.

Implemented very minor edits 2/3/20

We exist in a universe where advertisements can provoke creative intent.

7-11 owes us money for advertising them in a poem.

Ponies.

Content Warning: stupid

Thanks to our supports on Patreon for helping us write this story and many others: Sorden, carcinoGeneticist, Jake, David Griffin, and infernap42. <3

Rarity tries to help Twilight bury a dead body. They fail.

Second-place finisher in the Quills and Sofas Koren Kontest 2, with the prompt "hard to handle."

This story is part of the First and Only Raritwi Bomb. A week's worth of stories and art all centered around Rarity and Twilight. If you liked it, the previous story posted is Rarity Catches The Flu by Ecky the Writer, and you can find a master list of all Raritwi Bomb content here, https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/873741/the-raritwi-bomb-masterpost.