//------------------------------// // Destiny Arrives (not the game Destiny the other thing) // Story: Pony Avengers: Infinite warfare // by jakkid166 //------------------------------// BOOM went the knife shots. The Infinity War of avengers endgame was finaly at its end, and all hope was loss... Thanos had got the infinity stones, and Iron Man now cold not do anything to stop him from unleashing his evil finger snaps and ginger snaps. Thanos grinned his teeth as he look at Iron Man and cause he knew he won, and he said one last line. "I am imevitable." and thanos snapped his fingors. But something was WRONG! everybody was supposed to die, but they instead kept being alive! Thanos looked at his Infinite Glove and saw that the infinity stones was stolen away from him. (the infinity stones are these magic stone thingies that give Thanos power and there is six of them.) Meanwhile Iron Man got the stones just as Thanos notice and said to him. "And I... am....... Captain Iron man" and he SNAPPED his FINGERS! "Aw dang it" said Thanos and he disintegrated away. but the power of the stones was too much, and now Iron Man was so stoned he was going to die of overdose. it was sad moment for him, because he was dying. But also because, in his mind, he realize he did something wrong... When he snap his fingers, Iron Man accidentally was thinking of when he was watching My Little Pony earlier and he send Thanos to Pony World instead of killing him! "Hmm" thought iron man. "I probably shouould not tell anyone about this." And he didnt, because he died. ~ MEANWHILE, IN EQUESTRIA ~ "Yeehaw parter!" said Applejack when she was gettin the trees from her apples. she grabed her axe and chopped all her trees down and put all th apples in her plastic apple sack that is actualy recyclable and friendly for the enviyornment. "Tarnation I got a whole 3 apples! Giddy up" she said and she went back home. she use the apples to unlock her front door and she got inside and step into her kitchen chair. she put the appels in her microwave and pressed the "apple pie" button to make apple pie which was her dinner for tonight. but... she realize something is WRONG! "What in pardnation?" said applejack and she looked at the door and saw a knocking sound. she went up to th door and opened it and said AAAAAAAAAAAGH or OHHHH SHIT or something. "NOOOOOOOO" said applejack. ~ MEANWHILE, ALSO IN EQUESTRIA ~ "SPIIIIIIIIKE!" twilight scorched her words at the house. "GET DOWN HERE" "Ok!" said Spike and he went down the elevator to the frist floor and went to Twilight. "What do you want Twilight" "Spike when you do a crap you are not suposed to do it on the floor! You have to use your litter box" "Okay fine" said spike. "Anyway what is four dinner?" "Spaghetti, pizza, hot dogs, and meatloaf." said Twilight. "EXCELLENT" shouted spike and he laughed evilly cause he was gonna enact his evil plan of eating food so he would not be hungry anymore. but first: "TWILIGHT!" said Spike. "You have a leter!" "What?" said Twilight and she looked at her fax machine and saw it printing a leter. She waited a hour for it to print and then grabed it and the letter said: Dear Twilight Sparkle. I have not been kidnap, so do not bother looking for me. But also please drop fifty thousand dollars in ransom money at my front door. And if you see a purple guy there then give Equestira to him to make him the new king. Sincerely, Than- I mean Orange Apple Horse what is your name Oh its Applejack my name is Applejack. "Stupid Appeljack I bet she wants me to pay her gambling debts again." said Twilight. "Okay spike im going to Sweet Apple Apples, you will have to make your own dinner! It is like a Choose your Own Advnenture Book, except its a Make your Own Dinner Real Life." "But Twilighttttt!" said spike. "What am I suposed to do while you are gone?" "I will have you babysat by jakkids cousin, Ghost Detective Dick America." said she and she pick up her phone. "Hey Dick America can you babyshit spike?" "You got it," said Dick America. "Im saying words because im cool and know how to talk." ~ LATER TIME ~ Twilight drove to Sweat Apple Acres and she grabed her fifty thousand dollar and went to Applejacks door and used it to bash her door down then went in and put it on her table. "APPLEJACK!" said Twilight. "Wher are you?!? You need to learn to apply for a credit card!" and then Twilight heard steps coming down the stairs. But what she saw walking down the stairs was not Applejack, but was instead........ "Applejack what are you doing?" said Twilight. "Why do you need this money?" "Well ya see partener," said Applejack who just walked down the stairs. "Im bein held hostage for ransom and if you dont give Equestria to him then hes gonna snap his fingers, and then also kill me." "WHAT?" said Twilight. "Who cold be doing this?! Is it Fluttershy again?" "No," said a voice coming down the stairs. Twilight look at the stairs and a guy was walkin down them... he was big, and purple, and thanos. his name was Thanos, which I know cause he said thats what his name is. "I am Thanos." said him. (see i told you) "Halfer of worlds, big murderer guy, and profesional beatboxer. You must be the Princess Twilight Sparkle that applejack told me about." "You idiot," said Twilight "Why wold you tell him who I am?!" "He was gonna kill me!" said Applejack. "How is that bad? Then you couldnt have told him who I am." and she look at Thanos. "I dont know who you are or what your name is but you need to leave. Applejack does not allow being taken hostage in her house, it is one of the rules." and she point to a board on the wall that has a list of rules and that was one of the rules. "Aha but I have a loophole" said Thanos and he grabed applejack and took her outside. "There, now I do not have to follow the rule!" "FUCK!" said Twilight. "Ok, what do you want?" "Equestria," said Thanos. "Make me king." "No" said Twilight. "Oh ok." said Thanos. "Wait no FUCK YOU! Give me Equestria or Applejack dies!" "It wil take more than that to convince me," said Twilight. so Thanos dressed in smart professor clothes to look convincing and he wrote on a chalkboard "give me Equestria". "Wow that is convincing." said Twilight. "But also, we hav the elements of harmony! We can beat the shit out of you and you will lose." "What ar those?" said Thanos. "They are these magic stone thingies that give us power and there are six of them. It is not like anything you have ever heard of." "Wait I can put those in my infinity gautlet!" said Thanos. "Where can I find them?" "Theyre in the hall of the elements in Canterlot, but im not gonna tell you that." "SHIT!" said Thanos. "Fine. if you wont tell me, i will find them myself." and he took applejack and snapped his fingers and they disappeared. "Oh for suck's fake," said Twilight. "Now I gotta find the others and rescue applejack!" TO BE CONTINUED